That’s an extremely valid point and I cant believe I forgot that.
Diana: My mother-
Diana, louder: My mother number two hundred and twelve-
Excuse you Diana Prince has 800 moms she was the only child on the entire island of Themyscira you honestly think they didn’t all take a hand in raising her
Have you seen the post about Bruce thinking Butler was the third parent? Because Bruce and Clark being pitying together is a brilliant image.
Diana: my mother-
Diana: I - yes.
Bruce, pitying: I bet you don’t have a butler either.
Diana, confused:…. No?
Clark and Bruce: oh you poor thing.
I originally meant “Lara sent the fabric and Martha made the costume” but now I can’t stop thinking of a Superman AU where Jor sent his wife along with his son and Martha and Jonathan happened upon this Space MILF™️ and went “throuple?” so Clark Kent grew up with three parents
Batman: I have 800 costumes because I must be prepared for any eventuality
Wonder Woman: I have 1200 costumes because I’m 6,000 years old, I like a little variety, it’s important to dress for diplomacy, and Hephaestus doesn’t get much commission from anywhere else these days
Superman: I have one costume because my moms made it. No I will not get a new one and fuck you for suggesting it
Shang-chi and Danny totally meet up all the time for tea right?