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when you hear a trans man saying he likes 80s movies, you know you'll hear some weird shit. green liquids. guy chopping his arm off with a chainsaw. talking evil plant. gay ass vampires. what the fuck

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as an awkward trans man that likes plants and audrey fulquard i volunteer as tribute

if little shop of horrors were to get a modern remake, do you think timothee chalamet would be cast as seymour

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isn’t it lovely to have a piece of media you enjoy, so much so that mundane things remind you of it and make you smile? i think it’s lovely

#i found myself smiling about milk as i was cleaning up my breakfast #i love finding joy in the ordinary‼️ #koda life update

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total eclipse...

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really excited for that eclipse monday. i might even walk on down to the wholesale flower district or something. hope there's something unusual there that day. i've got this great hookup, this guy knows that i like weird plants, so he usually gives me a good price for them. if there isn't anything, i'll probably just, you know, walk on by.

#on an unrelated note #have you been to the dentist recently

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Idk if I already asked you this but… Did you see the eclipse and did anything interesting happen afterward?

(Yes this is your queue to do your own version of Da Doo)

oh yeah, that total eclipse of the sun, about a week agoa

(da doo)

i didn't get to see much that day

(shoop, da doo)

because sadly, my state only got a partial eclipse

(dang, da doo)

i was also inside, at a physical therapy session

(ouch, da doo)

because you see, well, my left knee is fucked up

(da-da-da-da-da-da-doo)

it did get a little bit darker outside

(moon, da doo)

and i got to see a bit of it when i was done

(wow, da doo)

and suddenly, and unpredictably

i went home and watched little shop in my room

#i hope that read to the tune of the song #little shop of horrors #lsoh #aaasks

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yes, but he didn't start out that way. sure, the big fancy one he has in the latter half of how bad can i be makes sense, but not the one he has originally.

did anyone ever notice that the onceler’s electric guitar is never plugged in

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did anyone ever notice that the onceler’s electric guitar is never plugged in

#sorry for oncelerposting in 2024 but it’s on my mind #the lorax #onceler #the onceler

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everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

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So... Yea...

i aM BAWLING MY EYES OUT THIS IS SO GOOD 😭😭😭😭😭😭 THANK YOU FOR THIS DHWJAKJHDWAJAWDKJW

#i'm gonna come out to you guys #i'm a heathers enjoyer

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#have a froggy #we are friends now (do not resist)

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Mutual 1: guys I talked to the girl at my work today!!! And I killed her boyfriend but don't mind that.

Mutual 2: mmm I need human flesh but this LOSER won't give me DEAD PEOPLE

Mutual 3: free root canals!!! Stop by my office (I won't hurt you)

Mutual 4: about to get married!!! I feel so alive!!! 🥰😍

Mutual 2 again: give me your blood

Mutual 5: [picture of giant plant next to a guy] autism be dammed my boy can grow a plant

Mutual 6: shaa booop shaa dooop

#i’m mutual 1

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The ‘im gonna bust your balls!!’ scene in Little Shop of Horrors(movie) is crazy because Audrey 2 just fucking slams into Seymour’s crotch with the force of a speeding train and he looks up almost entirely unharmed like ‘holy shit my vagina was useful for once in my life’

#I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE SAID THIS #love my trans king

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Gay asf to be a dentist. Why you wanna drill another man??? Why you wanna make him scream? Why you wanna put your hands in his mouth? Anyway I’m here to shoot you because you’re mistreating your girlfriend who Im in love with and I need fresh human blood to feed my gaint talking plant from outer space

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