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imagining a world where there is like an office small talk powerscaling community and ppl debate the meta for what to say to get the best conversations and there are a billion youtubers making tier list videos with thumbnails like this

#i posted this on twitter first sorry #i just think this picture is like top funniest pictures i’ve ever made probably

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thinking about how when i was 10 i wrote like a 4 page global warming psa to my whole class and one girl replied that she doesnt believe in global warming and i got so fucking mad i started typing in red text

#ppl started reblogging this a little again and it makes me happy bc i think this is probably the funniest thing i’ve ever done #and i didn’t even realize it

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i tried to log in earlier and it told me my account was terminated and i cried a little bit just bc this account is like an archive of like half my life in a way but i talked to support and they restored it we are so back

IM ALIVE

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IM ALIVE

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taffy

#check it out

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thinking about how when i was 10 i wrote like a 4 page global warming psa to my whole class and one girl replied that she doesnt believe in global warming and i got so fucking mad i started typing in red text

#her 2 sentence message and then my wall of text reply of rage just #it makes me laugh so much LMFAO

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just kidding . the first thing my manager messaged me about today was that i’m getting a raise. it’s a beautiful day again

sitting on the edge of my bed rn and scrap and jam are laying on either side of me leaning up against my legs (see diagram below) this is the best day of my life i am so happy

#4.5% babyyy i’m so happy YIPPEEEEE

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just remembered i work tomorrow . nevermind fuck the world

sitting on the edge of my bed rn and scrap and jam are laying on either side of me leaning up against my legs (see diagram below) this is the best day of my life i am so happy

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sitting on the edge of my bed rn and scrap and jam are laying on either side of me leaning up against my legs (see diagram below) this is the best day of my life i am so happy

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they want me dead

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oh my god ENOUGH OF THE FIREWORKS!!! NO MORE!!!! ISNT IT RAINING WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING

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my cat scrap if he listened to imagine dragons: ohhh the meowsery

#i always use scrap when i make fun of my cats because jam is so nice and sweet i feel bad if i make fun of him #but scrap can take it

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Mind Wave Sea Life Fish Sticker Sheet

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maybe the death of twitter is for the best bc i am supposed to be studying for my FE exam but i keep picking up my phone to scroll on there every 5 minutes like i always do but then i remember it’s broken and i have to put it down right away so

#unfortunately the scrolling impulse may just end up transferring to here instead but . oh well

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ex-Tesla employee here. I often recount the time that I was 6ft away from him when he was giving us some nothing speech, thanking us for working on Thanksgiving, during which he catered the driest, blandest turkey I'd ever eaten.

I had a sharp work tool in my back pocket.

I know self-preservation and all that, but I think about that chance a lot.

what could’ve been….