How i sleep knowing I’ll never bring a child into this world
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I was looking for a job and then I found a job and heaven knows I’m miserable now
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my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m
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a post even a mutual couldn't love
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Sleeprunner
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This blog is straight up weird lol
LOL Im Im Kinda Weird But Im Kindy Nasty Though Im Kinda Cute Though Too
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Jewel Ham - Didn't I tell you, 2021
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ME
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it always blows my mind when people are shocked by or even disbelieving of the fact that "breaking bad" is like a genuinely funny show with actual jokes and absurd situations. do they really think the most critically-acclaimed, popular show of all time got that way because its fucking miserable and dour and gritty The Whole Time
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i don't call them "hand jobs" anymore i don't call them "hand jobs" or "blow jobs" anymore btw. i would never compare something beautiful to having a job
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funniest comment to date left on one of my infodumping rambles
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choices made in anger is such a crazy image. if you know what i'm talking about
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