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Did it hurt? When i told you to google it and i was right

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[ you meet god and she is mostly dead fish. ]

a comic based on this post:

#art #comics

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#cordiform

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#pelor #cordiform

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finally realised why bright sunny cloudless skies make me so depressed. there's nowhere to hide.

#TRUE thanks Jay #pelor

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“the arts and sciences are completely separate fields that should be pitted against each other” the overlap of the arts and sciences make up our entire perceivable reality they r fucking on the couch

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hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

#vorpal queen

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i could jumpstart a car with my breasts

#in order #vorpal queen #lanzelet

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you jack off all trades?

#vorpal queen

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Relationships that have real king/lionheart energy, that whole “I have sworn myself wholly to you, I am your sword arm, I am your dog” to someone else’s “you are the one person in this world I can rely on, and I am both bolstered and burdened by your absolute faith in me” vibe, but it’s in circumstances that are like. so low stakes. Manger of a movie theater/the one usher who doesn’t smoke weed at work.

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genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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‘IN LOVING MEMORY OF MY SUGAR DADDY’

NAMILIA SS24

#nsft #kind of #LOVE these #gotta draw azrael in these

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Cowboy adventures.

#comics

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can we pretend the ripples in the park lake are like swimming trout........ i could really use a fish right now, fish right now, fish right now.......

#anathema #cordiform