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A cosmic tribute to my current favourite comment in YouTube history

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quote of the year

#me when i'm lying

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every sunday i tell my liberal father that i'm off to go get another sex change. he tells me "yass monarch slay". but in reality i go to church to study the teachings of the lord. if my liberal father knew this i would be disowned. this is joe biden's america

#😔🙏

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being obsessed w a piece of media is so scary. what if my mutuals see how insane i go about it and think oh i gotta check out what this is about and then think it sucks and kill me with rocks. what if they hate my favorite characters

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I'd be unstoppable if I didn't have to worry about time or money or having a body

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there's a massive cadre of people on here who can best be described by the phrase "be gay do war crimes"

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Message to all Americans: you BETTER NOT have brought BURGER in your SUITCASE

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you can imagine girls covered in alarming amounts of blood for free any time you want. they cant stop you from doing this

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They should remove the age requirement for presidency. Its time for america to enter its despotic boy-king era

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people these days are too busying being employed or going to school to prioritize what really matters in life: watching a goth girl repeatedly electrocute cole sprouse with a tanning bed

#lisa frankenstein

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Jigsaw really said “fuck this guy for spying on people and taking photos of them” while looking down at some broke twenty something through a pair of binoculars and a bag full of freshly developed photos of all of his other potential victims on the floor next to him.

#saw #no literally WHAT was his problem with adam #that man did nothing ahskshsg

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The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes

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on the way home, the Tesla Model 3 barreled into a tree and exploded in flames, killing von Ohain, a Tesla employee and devoted fan of CEO Elon Musk. Rossiter, who survived the crash, told emergency responders that von Ohain was using an “auto-drive feature on the Tesla” that “just ran straight off the road,” according to a 911 dispatch recording obtained by The Washington Post. In a recent interview, Rossiter said he believes that von Ohain was using Full Self-Driving, which — if true — would make his death the first known fatality involving Tesla’s most advanced driver-assistance technology.

Finally, they have a witness. A survivor of an Autopilot mishap who can testify that the driver was using Full Self Driving mode at the time of the crash.

See, this has been impossible thus far because (1) survivors are rare, and (2) Teslas are programmed to automatically disengage Self-Driving milliseconds before the crash so that when investigators review the telemetry it clearly shows FSD wasn't turned on.

And due to this technicality, Musk has been able to claim Autopilot has never killed anybody. Until now.