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The Abigail sequel is a meet-cute horror where Abigail tries to set Joey and her father up together with the help of an unknowing Caleb/Justin

#it’s a comedy #joey’s main line is “what the fuck #they’re both trying to be better parents #he is worse at it #at one point he feels feelings and then throws a bf #Abigail finally has a friend #Joey hates it and wants to move #Caleb is just wondering wtf #Abigail #Abigail horror #melissa barrera #dan stevens #matthew goode #meet cute #comedy

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Unhinged

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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

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tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

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“not all men”

you’re right, my favorite fictional character would never.

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don’t look at me with them slutty brown eyes ill get nervous 😟

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Feeling evil (just wanna be loved by someone that only has eyes for me)

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Current Status

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It's still kinda wild how Phineas and Ferb managed to completely hijack an idiom. Now whenever someone hears a sentence leading with "If I had a nickel for everytime [...]", odds are their brain auto fills with "I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice," rather than "I'd be rich," or "I could [action that requires purchasing something requiring an obscene amount of money]". Y'know, what the idiom originally was

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I really like that angry violent guy who gives zero fucks, wears a newsboy hat, is a good fighter and is “working” for an asshole god in a white suit with a bunch of bird iconography (who also apparently likes nice cars). Some may or may not call him “mad” or “troubled”, but he’s my fave.

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So Australia has a yearly tradition going back over 20 years, that every Australia Day we all gather round our screens to watch an ad for a certain product. It's so ingrained in our consciousness that the ads don't even really relate to what they're supposed to sell anymore, we all just know.

This year the ad broke containment, and non-Australians are having their brains melted by this bizarre tradition, so international followers, lets see if you can work out what this is trying to sell before the last few seconds.

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DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE (July 26 2024)

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Adult Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase are the most surreal power couple in the mortal world.

Annabeth Chase, world renowned architect who was entrusted with repairs and renovation on the Empire State Building…

…and her husband, this guy who was wanted by the FBI for blowing up the St Louis Arch seventeen years ago

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This is me praying that... CINDERELLA (2015) dir. Kenneth Branagh

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