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#church

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There have been several "download everything you can because it's so getting deleted" posts wrt to RT being shut down next month so I would like to draw your attention to the Archive of Pimps. People have been working very hard to archive the entire Rooster Teeth catalogue (including First content) and while most of it has been backed up the to Internet Archive they could use help with organizing it. Instead of a bunch of people individually downloading different videos sporadically to their own machines, check to see if the videos you want are already on the archive and you can download them from there and if you might like to help organize.

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The RoosterTeeth site will be deleted May 15th 😔 do yourselves a favor and start archiving EVERYTHING you can now. RageQuit, RvB, X-Ray & Vav, the Minecraft Let's Plays, RWBY, etc. RT is warning us as nicely as they can that there's a p good chance we won't be able to access ANYTHING by next year, including the YouTube channel. Download!

#rvb 20 will be alive for a whole one week ever #happy birthday! now Die.

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Those Halo guys are making up excuses to hold hands again

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#innocent poll with no malicious intent nope #i wish i could have a poll be something that is not a week or a day. #nonsense thoughts

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sobbing rn

Ha ha. No rvb fanart with spolliors here >:]

Wait if you are a new rvb fan dont look at my tags there is a spoiler thats insane

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Old drawing of that one scene

#oh love

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LISTEN TO ME RN, when the character is supposed to be rlly strong and muscular and buff PUT FAT ON THAT GUY fat is so fucking necessary to have a physical build that is so strong MAKE THEM FATTTTTTTTTTTTT

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chroma my friend chroma write that :)

I drew this a while ago bc I couldn't stop thinking about the post about Tucker having trans masc swag but being cis. Tbh still keep thinking about it

#uh. bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb #explodes tf2 style

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everyone who is 21 stop fucking voting you're the same age im going to kill you myself

#you dont know him like i do. we were born TOGETHER #this is /j but like being someone who lived in texas and was born on The Day does things to you . sorry #you guys dont know the humidity. the metal buildings. the sun so hot your vision goes white. #the utter fucking rage of being a military kid. #i know him. intimately. i do #nonsense thoughts

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Red vs. Blue: Restoration (2024)

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#teehee #we call that same day delivery

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i really really like simmons quite a lot but i think i like him for different reasons than a lot of fans because usually i don't see the traits i find compelling emphasized as much as i focus on them.

really enjoy simmons as the intersection of "guy who Needs Constant Praise Or He'll Die Probably" and "in a constant state of agonizing about what is the Right thing to do/what he is Supposed to do/what is the Normal thing to do [while not seeing any distinction between these]" and "constantly chasing this ideal of being recognized and respected that is really not realistic, at least not with the way he's going about it like you can fill up the Respect Points Bar by grinding chores and the most obsequious dialogue options" and "would sell absolutely anyone to satan for a corn chip of that recognition/achievement/praise".

like

VERY fun to have a guy chronically brownnosing a) because he's genuinely reduced to an emotional wreck by any whiff of something adjacent to fatherly approval AND b) for rather cynically ambitious reasons totally ready to starscream it the moment he gets the opportunity. Very fun to have a guy who a) worries about things like recycling and veganism AND b) is down with turncoating and murder. Very fun to have a guy a) who idolizes and strives to emulate authority figures AND b) really at his core does not respect them except as someone who has achieved what he desperately wants, and secretly knows he would obviously do it soooo much better than these idiots. Very fun to have a guy who's a) really anxiously, fastidiously conscientious and cares about the right thing in abstract AND b) really low emotional empathy and gives surprisingly few fucks about other people when it comes down to it

because people contain multitudes, and characters evolve, etc. there's a wide spectrum of in-character simmons characterizations but i think the most fun are definitely playing with the ruthless asshole end of that spectrum lol. Obviously i don't mean like literally doesn't give a shit about anyone or would do LITERALLY anything in self-interest. clearly he does care (sometimes) and is not Evil. he's only half-evil on his dad's si- /shot

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6’2 and standing at the front of the crowd is crazy. you already have an advantage just by being alive brother. blocking out all the sunlight. life on the forest floor, withering away

#church voice

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you see a picture of temple from his childhood and he screeches and tries to hide it from you and you think it’s because he’s insecure about you seeing him pre transition but actually he’s just mortified you found out he’s a natural blonde

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#caboose voice we will call you little church and you big church. [everyone disliked that]

if epsilon and alpha had to fight over the church identity

caboose: we will call you cherch with an e . and we will call you ... charch

alpha: caboose that is NOT a solution, that is NOT my name, and i am NOT talking to you if you use it

epsilon: no, i think we should hear him out. this could work. i think you've got something there, caboose.

caboose: :)

alpha: fuck off, you're only saying that because he's calling YOU church

caboose: no, he is cherch. with an e. not a u. even though he is a u. because u are also a u! and! that would be confusing for some people

tucker: caboose, you realize you're saying the same thing? like, you can't actually hear the u out loud.

caboose: i can hear the u out loud! because you are talking! and i am having to listen . to be polite. unlike some people.

tucker: oh my god, you know that's not -

alpha: THE POINT IS YOU ARE NOT FUCKING CALLING ME CHARCH

kai, appearing: sounds kinda like shart