Harrowhark Nonagesimus
The Reverend Daughter
She is angry. She likes bones. She has meet-cute fantasies with strong butches.
I am in love with this sad wet beast
yno how you pay spotify every month to let you listen to music w/o ads n maybe download some for offline listening but then when a song is deleted or taken down you still see it but its shadow realmed u dont get to listen to it ever again despite having downloaded it ages ago and also if you cancel the subscription u lose all th songs so you never really had them in the first place and thats everything right now. paying rent for songs and films and shows and services that arent mine from the moment i stop paying constantly all t he time for them. i want to chew metal and kill the scumpeople who decided one-time buying and owning was a thin ng of the past
WHAT’S NEW SCOOBY DOO???? WE’RE COMING AFTER YOU!!!!! YOU’RE GONNA SOLVE THAT MYSTERY!!!! I SEE YOU SCOOBY DOO!!!!! THE TRAIL LEADS BACK TO YOU!!!!!! WHAT’S NEW SCOOBY DOOOOOO????!!!!!!
can you imagine chuckling at none pizza with left beef and then living through the death of humanity and resurrecting a chunk of it and becoming a god figure to the new society you create and then 10,000 years later referencing it in conversation to a horribly traumatized teenager who has no possible frame of reference for this ancient meme that no one else alive has ever heard of
ah yes going to a random child show website to look for an address so we could send our mulan drawings......
remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave
if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue