doriantomybasil

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just an fyi if you’re calling me and you’re not my mum or dad i’m simply not answering so stop trying

#talking to you wwf hungary i’m never going to answer #i hate this

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i’ve been in denial of this crush for ages and now it’s hit me like a fucking train, i actually blushed when he said hello to me today what the fuck’s wrong with me

and i don’t even know if he actually likes me or if i’m just fucking delusional i hate this

i can’t stop going to the goddamn grocery store on the corner because i kinda have a crush on the guy who works there and i think he maybe likes me too, this is ruining my life, i’m too broke to go grocery shopping every day

#he’s so tall #and he’s so nice #i want to kms i swear to god #i hate when i have a crush #i also hate when i don’t have a crush #and i also kinda love when i have a crush #god i don’t know what to do

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i can’t stop going to the goddamn grocery store on the corner because i kinda have a crush on the guy who works there and i think he maybe likes me too, this is ruining my life, i’m too broke to go grocery shopping every day

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sometimes it’s so funny to me that i’ve developed chronic migraines because of my mental health because guess what my favourite twenty one pilots song was in middle school

#if you guessed migraine you get a forehead kiss #idk #or something

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being selected for a random check at security check at the airport was making me have thoughts like “what if i accidentally bought a gun and packed it without remembering” and “what if i accidentally made a bomb with my toothpaste and skincare products” and “what if someone put drugs in my backpack on the metro” and the like

#fun #it was very nerve racking #but they didnt call interpol so i guess i’m good

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the guy in the seat next to me on the plane was wearing a gown which was weird to me for two reasons:

1. it was about 2°celsius where the plane took off and his dress had a slit that went up to the top of his thighs so i can’t imagine it was warm enough

2. it was a two and a half hour flight, which i know is not that long but i can’t imagine that dress was too comfortable, i mean i was wearing jeans and a button up and that was one of the worst decisions i have ever made

but he looked marvellous though and he was really nice so no complaints there

#just to paint the picture: i was wearing two trousers and a button up and a knit sweater and i was cold #the guy was wearing a bright pink floor length dress with a slit on the left side all the way up and matching gloves #i just really can’t imagine that that would be comfortable for two and a half hours #and from what i’ve heard from his conversation with his friends he had a connecting flight after that #so like why wear a gown #but it was really pretty i can’t lie

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been thinking about my own “academically gifted” to “wasted potential” pipeline (that was actually just undiagnosed autism) and the time in seventh grade when my biology teacher asked me after an oral test “what happened to you? you used to be so smart” that made me cry on the way home

#elementary school was great #after that i just stopped trying at all in her classes #she already wrote me off so i was like why even make an effort

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my mum came over once a while ago, it was one of the first times she was at my apartment and she had to use the bathroom but one of my flatmates was in there so she turned to me and asked “is the other toilet down the hall?” who do you think i am having two toilets, rockefeller?

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okay so here’s a potentially worrying thing: i hear ticking in my room but i don’t have a clock so i’m either losing my mind or the neighbours got a really loud clock

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i went to see my neurologist today and the first thing she said when she saw me was “oh you’ve put on weight?” well good morning to you too

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you know there’s a lot of weird things about hungarian politics but by far the most psychologically interesting to me is the fact that the general public calls the mayor of the capital city “daddy”

#by general public i mean the young people #he has a tiktok page and everyone addresses him as daddy there #and he like embraces it #i like the guy though he seems nice and like i’m on the joke u know #but it’s still a bit weird

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another reminder to stop buying/watching/reading anything JK Rowling associated

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He's such a loser. I need him carnally

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hey man can i come over and be sickly in the corner of your living room

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what’s an evil boop i feel threatened

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when i was pretty new to speaking english i remember seeing a post that mentioned navy seals, i don’t remember what the post was about but i remember being pretty shocked that the navy would employ sea lions and i spent an embarrassingly long time trying to figure out what kind of operation the naval force would need seals for