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doritofalls · 3 hours

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youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

#MEEEEE

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doritofalls · 4 hours

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If you have shared it with someone else or didn't finish the whole thing, select a "yes" option. Select the option that best describes your experience with cigarettes.

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#i quit but by god it sucks #you should quit it just sucks

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doritofalls · 18 hours

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people are like "no one wants to work anymore" when every job application is like upload your resume and cover letter. okay now manually type out your resume and cover letter in our text boxes. okay now answer these 10 riddles. okay now take a rorschach test. okay now upload a photo of your childhood bedroom and explain the relationship between its layout and the adult you are today. okay now show us your youtube watch history. okay now define the color "red." okay now walk into a patch of poison ivy and take a selfie of you holding up a paper saying "i <3 ivy." okay now wave your hands in the air if you just don't care. that one was a trick to cull the applicants who don't care. okay now choose a loved one to sacrifice. great! thank you for submitting your application we will not be calling you

#job hunting is purgatory and it's exactly like this

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doritofalls · 24 hours

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#leech? slug perhaps

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doritofalls · 1 day

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one week left to preorder!!!! 🕯️🕯️🕯️

PREORDERS ARE OPEN for a second batch of house of wax keychains, till the end of April! if you fancy yourself a polite southern boy that will definitely get you a fan belt, here's your chance!

#self reblog #delete later

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doritofalls · 1 day

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