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Yuri is not a virgin

I think that while Yuuri is somebody who’s super shy when feeling are involved, he is not when it comes to sex. Bisexual!versatile!experienced!Yuuri is my jam. Here me out:

When he was 16 he figured all the sex stuff out with Yuko, they wanted to do it with somebody they liked and trusted but with no pressure of some big love. It worked out for both of them.

When he was 17 he went to some training camp. One time after practice he and some other boy jerked each other off in the showers.

After he moved to the US some girl asked him to study for an important exam in a class they shared. When they were cramming the night before the girl said she was stressed af, he offered a hand. He fingered her, she blew him. They didn’t kiss but stayed study buddies till the end of the class.

He and Phichit had a casual thing, very infrequent thing going on almost since the beginning of ther roommateship. It was Phichit who introduced him to toys.

He was JJ’s first kiss.

He went back to Chris Giacometti’s room when they met at a competition. Chris deepthroated him and he came quite quickly. Chris thought he was cute up until he made him cry when he ate him out.

6 months before the fatal Grand Prix he performed next to Sara Crispino. Nobody will ever know, but after they stumbled upon eachother still high on performance adrenaline they kissed to celebrate the success. And continued celebrating long into the night.

When he gets together with Viktor, he gets performance anxiety for the first time. Viktor assumes it is his first time and tries to reassure him, says he will be gentle and that they don’t have to do anything he’s not ready to do. Yuuri realises what Viktor assumed and he remembers wait, I already did this, I’m good at this and makes his boyfriend come three times that night.

BONUS: Because of circumstances in which they sleep with Yuuri, as well as his meek demeanor, all of his partners, apart from Phichit, think they’re his first and only.

ALSO: I imagine all the skaters playing ‘never have I ever’ after the GP where Yuri wins silver. And consider this: everyone’s faces where Yuri drinks glass after glass and doesn’t get drunk during the first round only because this year he’s drinking apple juice.

#victuri #victuuri #vikturi #viktuuri #viktor nikiforov #katsuki yuuri #yuuri katsuki #fanfiction #yoi fanfiction #yuri on ice fanfiction #yuri on ice fandom #yuri plisetsky #christophe giacometti #eros #jj yoi #yoi jj #yoi phichit #phichit #phichit chulanont #sara crispino #jean jacques leroy #mila babicheva #lee seung gil #emil nekola

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#wtnv #welcome to night vale #carlos #wtnv cecil

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I sit here self-isolating like a good dude, stewing, getting hornier by the minute. Reading porn fanfiction and I can feel my kinks multiplying like yeast

#sterek #drarry #stony #stucky #stuckony #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #korrasami #hinny #dramione #zimbits #dexnursey #dex x nursey #reylo #klance #ineffable husbands #bellarke #gendrya #catradora #destiel #jaime x brienne #sheith #marichat #baking #self isolation #social distancing #coronavirus

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Grievance by PeaceHeather

Gen, Loki, 90k

Reblog with the link to one of the best written Fanfiction in your opinion

Any fandom, any length, any pairing or gen if you prefer that.

Mine is The Progress of Sherlock Holmes by ivyblossom

#klance #ineffable husbands #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #jikook #juliantina #reddie #reylo #malec #catradora #gendrya #dramione #drarry #sterek #stony #stucky #stuckony #marvel #mcu #johnlock

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SPN dogs

The Winchester Brothers

#Sam Winchester #dean winchester #supernatural

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Teen Wolf AU: Autocorrect always fucks things up. Except when it doesn’t. based on this

Happy birthday Jessy!!! I love you. Always stay rad! 

#sterek

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Sexiest things I can think of

From the top of my head:

ao3 search tool - the multitude of choices, so kinky…

when somebody compliments how clean my apartment is

rolled up pants (I’m bi can u tell)

respecting boundaries, consent is *so hot*

people passionate about their hobbies or work unless it’s politics

just, the precision of ao3 search tool 

Yennefer, Geralt & Jaskier making out

makeup brushes shaped like this:

that’s it I think.

#yennefer #yennefer of vengerberg #geralt z rivii #Geralt of rivia #geralt x yennefer #yennefer x geralt #yennefer x reader #geralt x reader #anya chalotra #henry cavill #bi #bisexuality #jaskier x geralt #geralt x jaskier #joey batey #makeup #ao3 #fanfiction #sterek #drarry #johnlock #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #destiel #concent #fashion

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i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again the secret heat of the mcelroy’s success is the escapist fantasy of a loving healthy family who likes talking to each other

#mcelroys #podcast

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:)

Truly people to fear, regardless of the matter.

#area 51 #meme #memes

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😎

#men in black #men in black international #tessa thompson #chris hemsworth

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Riley always checks to see if you are as happy to go on a walk as she is 💖

#dogs #doggo #puppies

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why do all baby boomer comics look the same

#comics #relationships #comic #parenting

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STEPHANIE BEATRIZ for British Vogue: I Feel Pride When…

— pride month series (6/?)

#pride #bisexuality #bisexual

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If real life was like The Sims

#the sims #sims #gaming

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#comic #envy #hockey

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#john mulaney

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michael sheen has every right to be in fandom spaces, like he’s been a fan of good omens and neil and terry for decades yknow,, the only difference between him and us is that he got to Professionally Cosplay a character from one of his favorite books

#neil gaiman #michael sheen #terry pratchett #good omens #aziraphale