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I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

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Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.

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If people were too mean to you when you were growing up, a newborn animal will materialize inside your brain and it’s so so scared and shivering and it will stay there for years. Decades, even. And whenever you say something kind of weird but true to your heart the animal will tell you “Noo! You can’t say that! If you say that, everyone will hate you!”. The animal means well. It’s so so small and everything is so scary for them and it’s just trying to protect you. But listen to me. Listen to me. Whenever this happens, you can’t do what the animal says. You can’t. If you do, you’ll become as scared as the animal. You have to keep saying weird shit. You have to keep doing things the animal wouldn’t approve of. If you do enough things that scare the animal, maybe one day it’ll go to sleep.

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hey. do any of you trans/autistic mfs wanna see a baby werewolf

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He's my muse <3

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I was at a Halloween party a friend was hosting the other week, and he was baking some truly excellent dishes. He pulled something out of the oven and said (something to the effect of) "Do NOT touch this dish. It just came out of the oven and will burn you into next Sunday."

Other friend responded something like, "Oh cool, a dish that causes time-travel," and I responded, "Well yeah. You hold on to the super hot dish and it makes you travel forward through time at a rate of 1 second per second."

This. It turns out. Was a critical error on my part. Because another friend turned to me real wide-eyed and asked, "Was that a reference?" and I was like "What?" and he was like "Homestuck," and I was like "What?"

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that fucking chrome dinosaur

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#i also tend to be very stupid after 8 p.m. #she's so real for that

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Love Stolas sm. He's a bird. He's Bri'ish. He's a 12 ft tall twink. He's a master of the cosmos. He can make portals to any universe he wants. He calls everyone 'darling'. He's a father who absolutely adores his daughter. He loves words. He likes to read legal documents FOR FUN. He loves romance books. He loves gardening and plants. He loves dramatic tele-novelas. He's incredibly fucking kinky. He is on the list of most powerful demons but nerfs himself so he can have his dramatic rescue romance. He sings sad love ballads. He makes owl noises whenever he feels strong emotions. He tripped and cholked on his cereal when his crush called him. He's literally the guy ever.

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“if you’re working a full time job you should be able to afford to live on your own and have access to food and transportation” gonna be real with you brother. everyone deserves this. Not just people working 40 hrs a week

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Headcanon that RK900 isn't an emotionless husk, he just exudes strong Sec Unit 3 energy.

Like, he wakes up after the revolution, or maybe even mid, and he's like, 'I have no idea what's going on, but I am participating anyway.'

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Twitter users are defending their right to assume Picasso was a renaissance artist. Tiktok users think watching any film made outside the US makes you a snob. “Replace classic lit with YA and fan fiction” discourse is flourishing. I think we’re just living in anti intellectual times.

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the true lgbt ally was that person that published the first naruto/sasuke fanfiction on ffnet in fucking 2001