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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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gideon the ninth is good

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im noticing that for a lot of americans “free palestine” has been an ideological motto and symbol rather than them actually believing in their heart that freedom is attainable and necessary

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Part two of CHARLES AUGUSTUS MILVERTON (part 1 here) - this story really truly has everything and I haven’t even gotten to the crime yet. In the last entry I went off canon, but this update is almost all line for line in the book…why are they like this

(This is part of the Watsons sketchbook series!)

#i LOVE milv... best acd holmes of all #sherlock holmes

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#dungeon meshi

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Fish plush

#em chiropteracupola...

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Do you ever forget that you have a gender to most people….. meaning that random people at the grocery store see me as a woman and not just a little internet guy

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wenis comp

#dropout #game changer #humming this all day at my job improving young minds

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watching déjà vu all over again

#game changer 🤝 taskmaster as always #text post tag

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Hey we saw you from across the glade and we really hate your vibe.

#hades #hades ii

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new game changer episode was pretty good. pretty good. pretty good. pretty good. pretty good.

#game changer #dropout

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im gods weakest faggot

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attention this is your captain speaking chag sameach pesach to all celebrating and a reminder do not open the airlock to greet elijah the vulcan rabbinic council ruled that opening the door to the room where the seder is occurring is sufficient elijah can get on a starship just fine himself he just likes to be personally invited in to your seder we dont need another incident like last year thank you

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obviously i now have this stuck in my head. imagine at my wedding i walk down the aisle to this

#text post tag #Youtube

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would you mind explaining the “and me i feel also not so good” thing? i tried looking it up without luck 😔

phrases that stick in your mind like tar to an unfortunate paleolithic beast

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starting off strong!

for our writing task next week we're inventing magical sandwich recipes. please reply with wizard names the kids can adopt to get into character

#to describe #teaching tag

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I think that if a post by someone who has blocked u is on your dashboard it should show up with the like and reblog buttons disabled and some manner of scowling devil imp or beast next to their url