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I was having a good day… And then I see this, and I am mortified. I read through it, but I am mortified.
SPIDER RAIN
let me introduce you to a few 100% real, totally unphotoshopped photos!
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yep, that is REAL! spider rain EXISTS! and is a regular phenomenon! that happens and is documented! and involves MILLIONS of spiders!!!!! RAINING DOWN ON CITIES!!!!! THAT’S A REAL THING THAT HAPPENS UNAVOIDABLY!!!!!!!!!! i need to foam at the mouth in hysteria for a few minutes, but when I calm down i’ll give you some Spider Rain Science Facts  
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and you shall eat the trash
am going to be a. raccoon. am going to have tiny hands for paws, and wash them frequently in rivers nd puddles. despite lacking thumbs, my forepaws can be used to adroitly manipulate objects. i am, so charming…with my whiskers and my little hands. an excellent Neighbor and Friend
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Ego. The guy’s name was Ego.
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Delicious, finally some good fucking food ____ Kitchen nightmares / Ratatouille crossover we all deserve
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And they are gonna destroy the world with their big dick energy
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team rocket?? ultimate symbol of solidarity between a gay man and a lesbian
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Sweet, sweet misunderstandings
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This dumb idea ended up way longer than I anticipated
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Is it okay if I try to dub this?
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Secret recipe (commission)
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@ancharan Could I try to dub this by any chance?
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charlies gonna have to learn to stop asking alastor about his personal life
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So? What’cha think, @inkspottie ? Thanks so much for letting me draw this X3
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I’ve finally reopened commissions. Only going to do a few slots each month, I think (don’t want to take on more than I can handle at one time). So I’ll probably only do 4 or so a month, it just depends on the type of pieces I get commissioned to do. I will try to update to let you all know if commissions are open or closed/full. All prices are in USD.
Additional Info:
Flat colored drawings (no background) will come with a transparent background unless requested otherwise.
Sketches (digital) can have one color (example), slight shading (example) or black and white.
Please provide references for OCs or fandoms I’m unfamiliar with. Or just please be as descriptive as possible.
I can draw a wide variety of styles, so please ask if you’re unsure. I want to be able to do the best I can with your commission and if there is a style I can’t draw I would like you to know upfront. :)
Sizes will vary. Please let me know if there is a specific size you would like. All drawings will be drawn in the highest resolution (300 DPI) so you get the best quality. (Standard sizes are usually 8.5x11, 11x17, and 9x12)
Time will also vary, depending on the request. Full colored drawings will take much longer. I will keep you updated on a time frame for receiving your commission. I also have a job, so that also factors in.
If you need to copy my email, it’s [email protected]. My PayPal is under the same email. I also have Venmo, if you prefer that option. Please don’t send payment until all of the details of your piece have been discussed and I agree to do it.
If you don’t see a particular drawing style (painting, colored digital sketch, pencil drawing, etc.) that you’d like, please ask. I’d be happy to figure out what you’d like and how I can best draw something for you.
There may be some things that are requested that I will not draw. It never hurts to ask, but please know that will say no to something I am not comfortable drawing or just cannot draw.
Check this post and my bio for commission status, as I won’t always have time to take commissions. Or you can check back with this post.
If you have any questions, please feel free to message me here or send me an email. I’m more than happy to help provide answers if you need them. :)
Commission Status: Open
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“Stay away from my ink son, you whore of a man. Or it’s MY axe up YOUR ass.”
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@squigglydigg
Alternate ending, where Henry rescues his son from the clutches of the crooked empire.
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Tom: Go fuck yourself.
Henry: Go fuck yourself right back, you little shit.
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Tom and Henry’s relationship in Chapter 5 basically…
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The bulge killed me XD
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WELCOME TO BENDYLAND BITCH
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