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Draco stubs his toe:
Pansy: DRACO OMG ARE YOU OK, IM CALLING THE NURSE! ITS GONNA BE OK! STAY WITH ME DRACO! STAY WITH ME!
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Anyone walking in on Draco having a mental breakdown: awe, Draco are you ok? Do you wanna talk about it?
Harry walking in on Draco having a mental breakdown: SECTUMSEMPRA!!!
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Draco and Harry watching a movie about a girl and her father:
Draco: this movie is so unrealistic
Harry: what do you mean?
Draco: she hasn’t gotten slapped once this whole movie!!
Harry:.......
Draco: HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!
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