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Dragon Age: Absolution is a new Netflix animated series set in the beloved Bioware series’ fantasy world - and it arrives this December.

Announced on the final day of Netflix Geeked Week, a trailer showed off a show that mixed anime-like 2D animation with some 3D environments – and includes a lot of action, both in terms of melee fighting and magic. Netflix says the this is a standalone show created in collaboration with BioWare, and features “an ensemble of new characters inspired by Dragon Age lore.”

Trailer

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Inquisitor: How to cleanse your crystals? Wait, but I’m breaking them! What if I get cursed??

Solas: You’re not going to get cursed.

Sera: You’re totally getting cursed.

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I don’t usually do this but now is the time to support our community. @lethendralis-paints is one of my favorite artists and has done so much for the dragon age fandom with their incredible work. Please recognize Ukrainian artists and take the time to share their work or help support them if you are able. Thank you!!

This commission was a big challenge for me, have to say! But I’m so happy with the result! Thank you to @queenaeducan for commissioning me to paint their wonderful Thora Cadash and this amazing scene of her and Solas exploring the Cadash Thaig!

*faints*

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Cullen: You are not Icarus. You did not fly too close to the sun, you tripped out the fucking window.

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Fenris: No, I’m not going to ask Hawke when the last time they pissed their pants was.

Anders: Is it that you don’t want to ask or that you don’t want to know?

Fenris: Honestly, it’s a little of both.

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Alistair: Ah, it’s days like this that make me want to retire and live in a small hut in the woods somewhere.

Wynne: If I’m not allowed to retire then neither are you.

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Inquisitor: Oh, I apparently I had a perk I never used. I guess it’ll just have to be a two handed perk.

Solas: Inquisitor please-

Inquisitor: You know, cause I don’t have that anymore.

Solas: I said I was sorry!

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Life update!

I’m still here! Sorta! This past year has had a lot of changes for me and because of that I really haven’t been very active in this account. I’m hoping I’ll be able to start posting more frequently!

First off, I’ve officially changed majors! It’s been a pretty stressful period of trying to decide what I actually want to do in life and it’s put me about a year behind where I need to be. As midterms and classes are slowing down, I’ve still got a ton of observation hours to finish up. Hopefully I’ll finally be able to be more active though!

I’ve also been working on a series of side projects. I’m working behind the scenes on two upcoming webcomics and I’m going to be a player on a still unnamed D&D podcast. On top of that I’m working on my own personal podcast as a comedic retelling of Faerie Queene. All in all it’s been a pretty chaotic few months but I’m looking forward to where it’s all going to lead up to in the end!

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Inquisitor: I will make this clear to you Blackwall. You will never be welcomed back here. You will never be as good as you strive to be. But I still care for you as much as I always did. And whether you believe me or not, I promise you, it is a great deal more than you think.

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Cullen: Why would you fight a bear??

Inquisitor: It wasn’t my fault! That thing was coming to kick my ass, the Maker’s ass, and every ass in between!

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*Sitting on their throne*

Inquisitor: Gosh, we have so many people to murder!

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Inquisitor: *stares directly at Sera* A concerned lesbian with cookies. Amazing.

Submitted by: @w-h-4-t

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Dorian: See, when a system encourages corruption, the only path to progress is to dismantle that system.

Sera: All I heard was "dismantle the system" and I am so on board

Submitted by @dumbassentity

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Varric: So, did you do that anti-social thing again where you get nervous and start sounding like you’re evil?

Cole: ...yes.

Varric: We’ll uh- we’ll work on that.

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Cullen: Wait, is that...?

Hawke: Hi guys!!!

Cullen: Oh god not again.

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Hawke: And that is why I’m afraid of spiders.

Carver: Then why do you keep running into caves all the time?

Hawke: I like to challenge god!

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Warden: We’re going to kidnap him!

Alistair: We’re not kidnapping anybody!

Warden: No, polite kidnapping. He’ll love it.

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