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The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

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Temples are built for gods. Knowing this a farmer builds a small temple to see what kind of god turns up.

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eddie diaz | the prophecy

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while 911 is blowing up rn here is hen shes a lesbian paramedic also she has a rocket scientist wife

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Thinking about a "Danny and Damian are Twins" au, but also a misunderstandings au...

Like, maybe Dan and Dani are being "Villains" (disrespecting the justice league. Maybe Dan still kills people, but has a moral code like Red Hood, and Dani just pranks and harasses immoral heroes) is what makes the JL discover Danny Fenton (not Phantom, Phantom is retired)

A Danny Fenton, formerly Al Ghul, who has amnesia and thinks Damian is a clone when he confronts him. Damian can barely get a word in when he rants about someone named Vlad cloning him again and gives Damian a lecture about being your own person and how he doesn't have to be evil. Danny is really embarrassed when he learns that Damian is just Some Guy who looks like him (Damian decided to leave his brother in ignorance).

Just the Batfam thinking civilian Danny is trying to parent his clearly Villainous clones. Maybe they witness Dan and Dani disguising themselves as humans to be more like their "dad"?

I don't know where I'm going with this.

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this is the ONLY damian wayne design i accept by the way. brown skin, a crooked nose, dark green eyes and thick eyebrows. keep that white-washed monstrosity away from me

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grimm is actually so good like its so cheesy but so good

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„You didn‘t have a chance with him anyway“

LMAO oliver stark you are a gift to humanity

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my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

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@ everyone pretending buck is the first queer character on the show.

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I was really glad they released a partial clip of that convo so I wouldn't be as overcome by 2nd hand embarrassment.

But then Buck literally had to go and say that!? I wanted to cease existing cuz whaaat was that!?

Hi I'll be spending the next geological era buried under the earth and 1 billion tonnes of second-hand embarrassment due to "And we're gonna go find some hot chicks." Buck NO-

#u're stronger than me buck i woulda changed my name 😭

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Josh: Wait so I could of had a chance?

Buck: Josh I-

Tommy walks in

Josh: Never mind, not a chance in hell did I have against him.

Josh mouths OMG to Buck as Tommy gets closer

Buck mouths I know back to Josh

Tommy: Hey

Josh: You'd blow the doors of any closest wouldnt you?

Tommy looks confused

Josh: I said that out loud right?

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I love how the pilot episode of 911 introduces it as this super serious firefighter drama and then after the intro you get hit by what the show is really like when a priest's phone goes off during confession and his ringtone is firework by katy perry

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YO I SAW SOME POST ON TIKTOK THAT IZUKU LOST HIS HANDS WHAT?! (he feels at ease when someone holds them)

And then a comment says that "he lost them just when bakugo started taking them"

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Hen: So you never suspected you were bisexual before? Buck: No. But looking back I probably should have. Men always drew my attention, and then there were the sex dreams, and the occasional homoerotic thoughts. Eddie: Yeah, but that's normal for anyone to think about. Ravi: Is it? Chim: I can honestly say I do not have homoerotic thoughts or sex dreams about men. What about you Cap? Bobby: Leave me out of this.