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#this is it #this is the relationship #stucky #steve rogers #bucky barnes

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They call him The Doctor

Aliens have finally managed to track down the most dangerous being in the galaxy, on earth, hanging out with a bunch of humans because it likes their company.

#doctor who #2 sentence fic #writing prompt

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In other news from our dystopian hellscape known as Florida, Don’t Say Gay now extends to what plays drama students are allowed to perform.  

#education #lgbtq #art #free speech #jacksonville #don't say gay #censored art #fuck desantis

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The most beautiful thing I have  heard all day and you have the opportunity to hear it too.

#this is amazing

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Meanwhile my aunt whose left leg was 2 inches shorter due to a medical issue and struggled to walk as she got older because it put so much pressure in her back was repeatedly denied this surgery with doctors and insurance stating it was cosmetic.

???

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Little ducky having a nap

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For those of you outside our dystopian hellscape known as Florida Governor DeSantis: all books in schools, including textbooks, library books, and free time reading books, must be approved by a person who meets the qualifications I choose.  Governor DeSantis: the Scholastic Book Fair is canceled because they have unapproved books. Governor DeSantis: Teachers cannot have any rainbow flag or BLM stickers, shirts, accessories, keychains, etc visible on school grounds. Governor DeSantis: removes the (elected) Tampa area state attorney from office for saying that prosecuting people over abortions is not a good use of his office’s resources. Governor DeSantis: proposes legislation dictating that pension funds cannot decline to invest with companies based on the company’s environmental, social and governance policies. Governor DeSantis: pressures homeowners insurance companies to refuse to insure homes with solar power. Governor DeSantis: private companies are not allowed to require customers or employees to wear masks or show proof of Covid vaccine. Also  Governor DeSantis: running a campaign ad that says “Freedom is here to stay!”

#governordeathsentence #florida #politics #vote #for the love of god please vote

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So I’m guessing we’re all growing old with each other on tumblr.

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So where is our 4th wall comedy about Chris Pratt assuming one of Harrison Ford’s iconic roles after his death and Harrison haunting him all through filming? And the rest of the Chrises are all like “dude, I told you not to take that role.”

#i would watch this #harrison ford #chris pratt #the 4 chrises

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The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.

#omg they were moon mates

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My friend explained the spoon theory to our DM and he was like “ohhh so it’s like when you’re out of spell slots and you need to take a long rest to regain them all” and now I keep thinking of myself as being out of spell slots instead of out of spoons

#spoon theory #executive function #dungeons & dragons #executive dysfunction

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TOS BLOOPERS

#star trek #st:tos #blooper reel

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What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what

#Davidaster rubiginosus #which is also known as orange sea lily #found growing on reefs around the Bahamas and Caribbean #im cool with it

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I scored 16% Nyx and 15% Hecate

take this quiz to see which greek god/goddess you reflect most

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Boss: we can work, it's just a tropical storm, not an actual hurricane.

Me: they close the bridges when winds reach 35mph and you're the only one who lives on this side of the river. Slumber party at your house?

Boss: see you tomorrow