At some point after a successful android revolution, they invent a version of alcohol for androids. Obviously Hank has to buy it for Connor. Somewhere Markus and North are losing their shit.
It’s gonna be that time of year again starting tomorrow, where not only do the cis straight people come after gays like me, but also fellow LGBT people will try to isolate me because in all aspects I don’t look, or act “gay enough”.
“We recently gave our tortoise (the biggest) to a friend. She had a couple others and we thought it would be a better environment for him. She sent this video to us today. The three of them are now the best pals, and always walk around like this. <3”
I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(