I am trying to not give any spoilers but please read at risk
The plot is pretty amazing and quite unique to regular monsterverse movies. Usually we get the world is ending and humans have to help titans save the earth kind of thing going on but THIS, this is just your good'ol titans fighting to help each other.
Our Goji turns pink and slays hard
Shimo gets the happiness and love she deserves
Mothra our girl-boss makes them boys shake hands and get shit done
Skar-king gets his ass kicked and served as a popsicle
Finally, Kong is the dad who stepped up for suko and adopts a dog and is currently reigning his land
Boeing felt like a test to find integrity of all their relationships because Top and Mew, Ray and Sand withstood to his (absolutely horseshit but extremely entertaining) attempts but Boston being the weakest soldier (I am not complaining cause Mond is so ✨) got railed to conscience
Every saturday I patiently waited to see if mew will ever forgive top, how sand and ray will try to get back together, how cheum and april tried to live a peaceful life among our messy bois, how nick is going to go back for ton and how ton will shit things up again. Now I am too sad to even absorb the fact that this is over but I must say I absolutely thank the only friends crew for giving us such a delight of a series that made us cry, laugh, shout and just get stunned by the twist of events.
The sexual tension between 'Mr.I can persuade you with my eyes' Ray, 'Mr.I can persuade you and your boyfriend' Boeing and 'Mr.I am tired and being persuaded' Sand is flowing through the screen, I really think they should have a threesome at some point .
Boeing is the literal definition of 'never let them know your next move' along with a hint of 'I can take your man in a literal second if I want to' and I am absolutely living for it
When I previously posted I will pick up my axe for Mew my beloved I was quite wrong, after his about to begin evil-arc bathtub scene I will retreat into my pillow fort and pray for top and boston because no way these bitches are gonna get out of this without a demonic sacrifice lol
To the people who shit on Ray for leaving Sand for Mew, Mew is the reason Ray is alive today and also I will definitely divide Ray's head from his body if he non-consensually kissed Mew again
in honor of barbie movie, i dug my Midge ™ out of my parents’ shed so i could show you all just how she worked if you’ve never witnessed it in action
as you can see, Midge has a magnetic pregnancy belly that contours to her unpregnant body
now inside the pregnancy belly of course is the barbie baby. it comes right out, no vagina to exit through. and if you look closely you can see that her underwear is also painted across the bottom of the belly. there is no mistaking this for a woman with any genitalia. just underwear.
here is the baby within the belly. i don’t think either of these is the correct way a baby should sit in a uterus but do i look like a fucking doctor to you?
the clearly very happy mother and child. and discarded magnetic belly. with underwear band.
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