dreamsmp-but-incorrect

[dreamsmp-but-incorrect]

Karl: so, i heard you like bad boys.

Sapnap: not really no.

Karl: [relieved sigh] oh, thank god

#incorrect dream smp #dream smp #incorrect quotes #karlnap #karl jacobs #sapnap

[dreamsmp-but-incorrect]

Wilbur : i mean, how often do new experiences happen at your age?

Phil : at my what?

Tommy : at your age. is your hearing going with it, too?

Phil : listen here, punk-

#dream smp #incorrect dream smp #sbi incorrect quotes #tommyinnit #wilbur soot #philza minecraft #crimeboys duo #incorrect quotes

[dreamsmp-but-incorrect]

Phil: Jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without a brain.

Techno: A ray of hope for this server.

#incorrect dream smp #dream smp #philza minecraft #technoblade #emerald duo #incorrect quotes

[dreamsmp-but-incorrect]

Sapnap: if i were a gardener, i’d put our “two-lips” together

Karl: *blushing * babe..

——

Dream: if i were a gardener, you’d be my hoe

George:...thanks

#incorrect dream smp #dream smp #dream team #karlnap #dreamnotfound #sapnap #georgenotfound #dreamwastaken #karl jacobs

[dreamsmp-but-incorrect]

Tommy: do you always have to attack me with words?

Wilbur: you want me to use rocks?

#incorrect dream smp #incorrect quotes #dream smp #tommyinnit #wilbur soot #crime duo

[dreamsmp-but-incorrect]

Karl: [in Sapnap’s ’ lap] why does everyone think im gay?

Sapnap: [running his hands through Karl’s hair] maybe its the sweatshirts your wear?

Quackity:

Dream:

George:

Dream: [nodding] yeah it’s definitely those sweatshirts you wear

#incorrect dream smp #dream smp #incorrect quotes #dream team #karlnap #karl jacobs #sapnap #georgenotfound #quackity

[dreamsmp-but-incorrect]

[When Tommy and Tubbo where toddlers]

Techno: Son of a—

Phil: There are children here!

Techno:—iiiissscuit...son of a biscuit

Wilbur: nice save

Techno: fucking nailed it

#incorrect dream smp #sbi incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #sbi family dynamic #wilbur soot #technoblade #philza minecraft

[dreamsmp-but-incorrect]

Phil: I raised 4 fully functional people

Techno: well clearly there are some kids I don’t know about

#incorrect dream smp #sleepy bois inc #sbi incorrect quotes #sbi family dynamic #philza minecraft #technoblade

[dreamsmp-but-incorrect]

Sapnap: How do people not swear??? Like where does their anger go?? How do they show enthusiasm??? What if they stub their toe??? Like saying golly gosh isn’t really going to cut it Bad.

#incorrect dream smp #dream smp #incorrect quotes #sapnap

[dreamsmp-but-incorrect]

Wilbur: I could kill you right about now.

Tommy: You'd miss me though.

Wilbur:

Wilbur: no

#dream smp #incorrect dream smp #incorrect quotes #wilbur soot #tommyinnit #crime duo

[dreamsmp-but-incorrect]

Eret: All gay people have a weakness. You either can’t drive, can’t spell, or can’t do math.

Wilbur: Straight people’s weakness is being straight.

#incorrect dream smp #incorrect quotes #dream smp #dsmp eret #c!wilbur #wilbur soot

[dreamsmp-but-incorrect]

Update: I was not lying when I said I have a shit ton of these, I’m only a quarter down my note with all of these-

[dreamsmp-but-incorrect]

Tubbo: What if rocks are actually soft but they just tense up when we touch them.

Ranboo: It's 3 am, please go back to sleep

#incorrect dream smp #incorrect quotes #dream smp #beeduo #tubbo #ranboo

[dreamsmp-but-incorrect]

Karl: I have a lot standards.

Karl: and yet somehow...

Karl: these idiots..

Karl: *gestures at Sapnap and quackity*

Karl: managed to drop kick them out of a window and take their place.

(Posting karlnapity in fear of new lore)

#incorrect dream smp #incorrect quotes #karlnapity #karl jacobs #sapnap #quackity #dream smp

[dreamsmp-but-incorrect]

Sapnap: Ladies, gentlemen, and others, you heard of hot girl summer well now it’s cute boy winter! *gestures to Karl *

Karl, with sweater paws: *waves*

#incorrect dream smp #incorrect quotes #dream smp #karlnap #karlnapity #sapnap #karl jacobs

[dreamsmp-but-incorrect]

Phil: Tommy, I didn’t raise you to act like this.

Tommy: You didn’t even raise me.

Phil: ……

Bonus: Phil, laughing: Trueeeee

#incorrect dream smp #incorrect quotes #philza minecraft #tommyinnit #sbi

[dreamsmp-but-incorrect]

Puffy: We shouldn't make fun of the dead.

Tommy: Why not? What are they going to do about it?

#incorrect dream smp #dream smp #tommyinnit #captain puffy #incorrect quotes