[inactive]welcome to dsmp clips! this blog is half to video dump and half for the world’s entertainment. mostly just very recent streams, & probably mostly bench trio and sbi bc theyre my faves lol. feel free to submit/request any clips if u want!enjoy <3— — —header & pfp by sad-ist
Phil: Let me guess, Tommy’s raiding? Or Tubbo’s raiding. Someone’s raiding. Someone is raiding probably, if that—if someone—if someone is apologizing for what’s about to happen, and my chat is just full of red? [laughs]
Dono: Phil they leaked their stream key
Phil: It’s probably— [cuts himself off in disappointment when he realizes what the dono said, and slams his mouse down on his desk]
TOMMY: You do that, I’ll go get you some—do you prefer golden or normal?
TECHNO: Golden
TOMMY: Do you eat normal?
TECHNO: Golden
TOMMY: Sure. One second buddy, I’m just gonna mute. [He mutes] DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW I GET GOLDEN CARROTS AND WHERE? Fuck, fu—I missed so much de—okay I think up there, I think up there! [He unmutes] Cool dude yeah I’ll have them soon.
anyway i was literally wheezing at ranboo’s entire stream last night thank u sir. he sounds like toad from mario 😭
TRANSCRIPT
[Christmas music plays in the background]
RANBOO: Update?! No! Don’t update! Computer do not update! Postpone! ....We’re good? Am I still live? Am I still live? I’m still live right? We’re good? Yes? Okay good. Oh my god that was terrifying. That was actually terrifying.
[Vocalizing to the music of Last Christmas by Wham!] Bwowowowowo...BWOWOwowowo.
TOMMY: Mr. Beast is kinda like Batman, when he calls, you don’t— [laughs] you—you put going out to the side. You put Nottinghamshire to the side, Mr. Beast needs me.
ERYN: Yeah, Mr. Beast needs me
SLIMECICLE: When Mr. Beast calls, you get in the circle! [laughs]
TOMMY: [laughs] You get—you stick your hand wherever he wants your hand and you wait.
SLIMECICLE: No, no, no—and you hold it there for days.
TOMMY: You hold it there for da—doing exac—you eat his burgers, you do exactly what he tells you.
MR. BEAST: What did I join into?
TOMMY: AHH Mr. Beast!!! [laughs]
[everyone in the VC starts talking and laughing at once]
TOMMY: Mr. Beast, no no no no no no no no no no no! We can e— [laughs]
twitch stream - “HALLOWEEN STREAM w/ Tommy Ranboo Aimsey Badlinu & Billzo” streamed october 24, 2021
TRANSCRIPT:
Ranboo: I’m not doin’ too hot. Some would say I’m cold.
Badlinu (whispering and singing “Hot N Cold” by Katy Perry): When you’re hot and you’re cold...
Tubbo & Aimsey (yelling and singing): You’re yes then you’re no! [Badlinu joins in] You’re in then you’re out! You’re up and you’re down! You’re wrong and it’s right! [They start messing up the words a bit] It’s black and it’s white! We fight, we make up! We kiss, we make up!
Tubbo, Aimsey, & Badlinu: YOU!
Badlinu & Aimsey: You don’t really wanna say! No!
Badlinu: Woah-oh! / Aimsey: You!
Badlinu & Aimsey: But you don’t really wanna [they both just make sounds to the tune of the song]
Aimsey & Badlinu: You’re hot— [Aimsey laughs]
Badlinu: —and you’re cold— [he stops singing] We got it right first time, I’m sure. Right, we are so good at music.
TOMMY: I need a pee, I’m gonna pl—I’m gonna play music that upsets the, uh, the chat, while I’m here. Can you just cover for me?
RANBOO: Y—yeah, yeah, I can do that, I can do that, yeah, makes sense. Yeah.
[Tommy starts playing the song “Fallen Down” from Undertale]
TOMMY: Talk about really uplifting things ‘cause it will confuse, yknow, the people.
RANBOO: Okay, okay, will do, will do, will do.
TOMMY: Thank you, thank you, thank you.
RANBOO (overlapping): Okay, I’ll talk about uplifting things.
TOMMY (overlapping): Alright, one minute Ranboo! [He leaves]
RANBOO: Alright sounds good.
RANBOO: Escalators. Elevators. Carjacks.
[The video of Tommy lipsyncing to “That’s What I Like” starts playing on mediashare, with “Fallen Down” still playing in the background]
RANBOO (over mediashare): Um, forklifts.
[The mediashare ends. “Fallen Down” continues.]
RANBOO: Um, a man lifting something up. Um. [inhales] Big ol’ cranes, giant, giant cranes. Um, hmm. Stairs. If you move on them.
[The “That’s What I Like” video plays on mediashare again. “Fallen Down” continues.]
RANBOO (over mediashare): I dunno, that was like, a half. Um...oh, salt water. That can be. If you—if you go into it, yknow. Uh, you’re, you’re like, [inaudible] and everything, yknow. Um...aw....I don’t really know— [laughs] I don’t really know of any things that are uplifting, pftt. Um...
[The mediashare ends. “Fallen Down” continues.]
RANBOO: What else, what else. Um. I mean, scrolling—scrolling. That can be upli—no, not really. Um...yeah that’s about it. That’s about it actually. Yeah no that’s about it. That’s really all I’ve, uh, that’s really all I’ve got. That’s—that’s—that’s honestly, that’s just really all I’ve got. Um, how much longer do I got here, I got about a minute? Oh that’s cool. Uh, Youtoozes...are out. That’s not really that uplifting but like. Yknow. It happens. Yeah.
[Tommy coughs offscreen]
RANBOO: Oh. Oh he’s back. Oh it’s still on there, haha! Ah you fools.
[Tommy sits back down. “Fallen Down” is still playing.]
RANBOO: ...Hello? Uh—hello? You’re just—you’re just kinda sitting there.
TOMMY: I’m just sad. I’m just so—
RANBOO (overlapping): You’re just kinda sat there.
TOMMY (overlapping): I’m just—I’m just—
TOMMY: —enhanced in the lore.
RANBOO: I—what lore?
TOMMY: The lore.
RANBOO: Okay...
TOMMY: The lore that is life, Ranboo.
RANBOO: Uh huh. Are you able to switch the C and B tiers?
twitch vod title - “Deltarune? I sure hope it is!” streamed september 22, 2021
TRANSCRIPT:
Ranboo (reading the text onscreen in a very deep voice): Kwisp! Awa....ver sorz....tem already have partner.
Ranboo (normal voice): That’s what you get. It’s an egg...it’s an egg....That’s what it is, that’s what y—that’s what it is. Real. That’s the voice. That’s the—that’s the actual voice. Real. Not—I’m not wrong.
twitch stream - “Quick little talking stream for Ranboo day :D” july 27 2021, somewhere in the last 15 mins of the stream
TRANSCRIPT:
[Tubbo is playing the music to “Your New Boyfriend” on piano]
RANBOO: Wh—What—what—
TOMMY: Two, three, four!
[sung] Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be / When I was a kid on VoIP / I thought when I get older / I'd marry her, I told her / Ranboo is a bitch and he won’t come to / the beach with us ‘cause he is antisocial
RANBOO (overlapping): Okay well, I mean, I’m—
TOMMY & TUBBO: Woo!
TOMMY (sung): Please Ranboo throw some balls, come to the beach with us...
TOMMY (sung): Bum bum, bada bum dum! I’ve got the key, and he’s just a doormat / And even though he's got social skills / Doesn’t mean I can't pay the bills / Anyway, make the most of him / She moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-woah....Ranboo is a huge asshole.
TOMMY (spoken, clapping): One two three four five six, BOOM! [To Tubbo playing piano] You’re doing it far to quick, you’re doing it quick, you’re doing it quick.
[Tubbo continues playing]
TOMMY (sung): Yeah I’ve met Tubbo [spoken] Of course I’ve met Tubbo! [sung] The one who took you— [spoken] Wait, this isn’t gonna go good.
[Tommy and Ranboo laugh and Tubbo keeps playing]
TOMMY (laughing): No, okay this is about Jared, not Tubbo. [sung] Seen his shoulders, jawline, and muscles—
RANBOO (laughing, overlapping): Oh he forgot this part!
TOMMY (sung): —pushed against his fashion sense / I've thought about what he looks like nude...
[Ranboo laughs]
TOMMY (sung): I'm not gay, though
[Tommy and Ranboo laugh]
TUBBO (laughing): Please don’t think about what I look like nude
TOMMY (sung): Bum bum, bada bum bum, bada, and she’s living the dream / Yeah she’s living the dream / From back when we were seventeen / How on earth can I be saved
RANBOO (overlapping): He’s just playing the same—oh, wait okay.
TOMMY (sung): When I'm one click away from insane / I just think that what I deserve / Is a little bit of what I earned / I'm not gonna make another scene / The one I made when I was 23 / Means I'm not allowed in [spoken] RANBOO World!
RANBOO: You’re not, it’s true
TOMMY: Aghhh!!
RANBOO: Aghhh!!
TOMMY: Two, four! [sung] He’s in your bed, and I’m in your twitch chat.
[Tubbo stops playing]
TOMMY (spoken): Now—Ranboo, fucking, end your stream, man.
RANBOO (overlapping): You want me to—
TOMMY (overlapping): ‘Cause then I want to duet, man, just fucking—also—
twitch vod - “MCC WITH DREAM SAPNAP AND MICHAEL WINNERS POV” streamed july 24 2021, timestamp 3:36:03
TRANSCRIPT:
QUACKITY: Now we bid farewell to the only MCC I’ve won, and maybe all future ones that I might win.
[He strums four chords on his guitar.]
QUACKITY (playing guitar): WOOOO! WE WON CHAT! WE WON! YEAH! [sung] Buckle— [spoken] How does it go? [sung] Buckle up, it’s a ti— [spoken] Ah I don’t like that, I don’t like—I should rewrite, I don’t like that first line, I’m just gonna—I’m just gonna sing the shittalking part.
QUACKITY (singing and playing guitar): Dream has clients, Sapnap’s sighing, Michael’s busy running ads, I am dogshit I have never even played MC like that. Punz fell off, Sparklez’s cursed, Jack is really fuckin’ bald, Seapeekay stick to your bedwars, guys just end the discord call.
Tommyinnit will not win it, Philza’s back is cracking hard, Connor stick to BTTV, Fundy’s playing from his yard. Scott’s played all the games already, Wisp uh he’s not really good, 5up went ripped off a soda, Antfrost just alt four—F4 it—blah!
Wilbur’s using fastfood wifi as his internet connection, Ranboo’s busy farm...ing subs, Tubbo’s team won’t take the dub. TapL, ring the bell, Captain Puffy thinks she’ll win, I give Niki A for effort... [spoken] because she’s—she can get the win too. I have a lot of trust in Niki. WOOO!
[sung] This is show *laughs* hope you know, that we’re playing a block game. If you’re mad at a performance, no one cares about your claims. We’re just having fun! We’re just having fun. [spoken] Just kidding my team..FUCKING WON!! YES!!!! Winners POV baby, winners POV!