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dreamydorito · 5 days
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y’all i had this cute idea for making shitty abstract pride flags and i love them
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dreamydorito · 5 days
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had a dream i posted a poll to this blog that was like 'DECIDE MY FUTURE' and the options were 'banishment' 'beheading' 'sent to sea' 'become medieval reenactor' 'titanic' and i was out front trying to desperately rally for being sent to sea when everyone kept voting beheading
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dreamydorito · 30 days
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give all your love to shelby shubble forever and always, btw
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dreamydorito · 1 month
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Ever see a baby alligator get dizzy?
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dreamydorito · 1 month
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the hours? bad. the pay? bad. the job? bad. hi, i'm steve raglan and welcome to freddy fazbears pizzeria where the owner is sentimental and definitely not me
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dreamydorito · 1 month
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Downright perverse that I can’t enjoy a bagel right now
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dreamydorito · 1 month
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What are your opinions on birds as a subject for photography.
hold still you little fucker
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dreamydorito · 1 month
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is it a good idea to microwave this. slo mo destruction vids. will it blend. red hot nickel ball. 1000 degree hot knife. hydraulic press. industrial shredder. what's next for us in society
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dreamydorito · 1 month
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been really getting into music lately. has anyone else discovered this music thing. there's sounds in there.
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dreamydorito · 1 month
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SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LOOK AT MY KITTEN IN MY SLIPPY
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dreamydorito · 1 month
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Took a wrong turn somewhere
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dreamydorito · 1 month
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dreamydorito · 1 month
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i like to pretend i already died and asked god to send me back to earth so i can swim in lakes again and see mountains and get my heart broken and love my friends and cry so hard in the bathroom and go grocery shopping 1,000 more times. and that i promised i would never forget the miracle of being here
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dreamydorito · 1 month
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dreamydorito · 2 months
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I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.
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dreamydorito · 2 months
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opening the weather app. saying “oh lord” and closing it again
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dreamydorito · 2 months
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Being on Tumblr and also being into mechanical stuff is so weird sometimes. Like you'll see the word "brembo" and be like yeah that's one of the biggest names in high performance brakes, but also like that's a Tumblr ass nonsense word if I've ever seen one
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Bremboification
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