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dreamyremu · 2 years
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Ron: I don’t trust birds. Fuckin hollow bones. Suspicious. What are you hiding in there.
Harry: Love.
Ron: Fuck. Shit. You’re right. Fuck.
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dreamyremu · 2 years
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James: Hey, what’s wrong?
Remus, drunk, scratching the heads of 5 different cats, crying: I don’t have enough hands.
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dreamyremu · 2 years
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rb and put in the tags what would your personalized room have based on your browser history search
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dreamyremu · 2 years
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reblog and put in the tags what country you're from and whether or not you have a plastic bag full of other plastic bags in your house
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dreamyremu · 2 years
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reblog and put in the tags your url but a word is replaced with fuck
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dreamyremu · 2 years
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Sirius: I have an idea.
Remus: Sirius, your last idea was murder.
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dreamyremu · 2 years
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Sirius: Is this peanut free? My friend Peter has an allergy.
Seller: That peanut’s not free, that would be £2.
Sirius, aggressively throwing money on the table: You’re lucky I hate him so much.
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dreamyremu · 2 years
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Ron, first day as a vet: What’s the problem?
Cat: Meow
Ron: Yes, but where?
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dreamyremu · 2 years
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Remus: What if I start mixing energy drinks and black coffee?
Sirius: Hell yeah, there’s no god to stop us.
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dreamyremu · 3 years
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Harry: I SAID YES!!! 😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💖💖💖💍💍💍💍💍 someone asked me if i was feeling sad!!
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dreamyremu · 3 years
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rb the give garlic bread and a warm hug to the person u rb'd from
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dreamyremu · 3 years
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Sirius: I just don't understand why everyone thinks I'm gay
Remus: Get your palms off my buttcheeks
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dreamyremu · 3 years
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Harry: I die for my bros, I ride my bros.
Harry: for*
Ron: Just delete the whole post dude.
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dreamyremu · 3 years
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James: When will the clown sightings happen again that was fun.
Sirius: Look in the mirror and they can start today.
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dreamyremu · 3 years
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Harry: I saw a baby today. I cried so hard, I almost passed out.
Ron: Why would you cry? It’s just a dumb baby.
Harry: HE WAS WEARIBG A LITTEL TIBY PUPYPY COTDUME
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dreamyremu · 3 years
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If you could only perform one spell, but you could do it as many times as you want, which spell would you pick?
honestly accio would save my life lol i wouldn't have to walk up to the front of class to get extra paper🤕🤕 or reparo lol i rarely break shit but when i do it's always something expensive 🤕🤕🤕💔
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dreamyremu · 3 years
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James: Which house were you in at Hogwarts?
Andromeda: Slytherin.
James: I’m sorry?
Andromeda: Slytherin.
James: No-no, I heard! I’m just sorry.
(source: Friends)
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