genuinely want to just go off into the forest and be a little rabid creature. i dont care what kind as long as it small
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ive been so silly lately wtf
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I forgot about this hellsite again but aha im officially kindergarten age on tumblr 😼
time to push some bitches in the sand pit
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controversial opinion but stuffed animals should be free if you are a silly little guy
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“Fuck it, we slay” (heavy eye bags, dehydrated, on the verge of insanity)
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im a slut for sitcoms 🕺
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I fcuking love nicholas holt
look at that pure face and tell me u dont luv him idcidc
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CRYING SOBBING SCREAMING im watching joel mchales new show “animal control” and mf literally just said “I know Spanish, I took it in community college” THEY LET HIM DO THE THING AND MAKE A REFERENCE AHHHHHHH
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one of the best things to come out of my decapitation hyperfixation has been learning that people collected and sold execution merch
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Shoutout to all my fellow prep cooks who have a lil ouchie with a bandaid rn, yall the real ones
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What was the point in animal planet airing those incredibly convincing fake documentaries about dragons and mermaids
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fuck you im twr lvl 199 , have 7/10 merit badges and run a soup shack all in frpg what tf have you done this yr
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imagining a guy with a beard entering a mosh pit and coming out completely clean shaven
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i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with
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I consider myself a microinfluencer in the way I can get ten to fifteen people to consume a piece of media if I’m annoying enough about it
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