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i heard a little girl in walmart tell her brother “there are good vampires, you know”

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Best cowboy??

Quincey P. morris

He drank his respect women juice , helped hunt down dracula, AND was just a good ol american cowboy. Iconic.

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Dracula AU where everything is the same except Jonathan dies instead of Quincey

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dracula characters as the onion headlines

dracula: Prodigal Asshole Returns

van helsing: Area Man Expected To Work With These Incompetents

jonathan: I Am Tired Of These Constant Near-Death Scenarios

mina: Area Woman Not Listened To Again

lucy: Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure

arthur: I’m Refreshingly Naïve!

quincey: Johnson & Johnson Introduces “Nothing But Tears” Shampoo To Toughen Up Newborns

dr. seward: Man On Cusp Of Having Fun Suddenly Remembers Every Single One Of His Responsibilities

renfield: Guy In Philosophy Class Needs To Shut The Fuck Up

brides of dracula: Woman Has Few Enough Friends To Consider Confiding In Sister

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quincey, right before killing dracula : you’ve yeed your last haw

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sir, this is my emotional support minor cowboy character

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The P in Quincey P. Morris stands for perfection

#dracula #quincey morris #quincey p morris #jack seward #arthur holmwood #lucy westerna #mina harker #mina murray #johnathan harker #van helsing #abraham van helsing #john seward #shit posting

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This Halloween jokebook I found at work says it was because “he robbed a blood bank” but I think it might have had more to do with all those people he killed

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a Take.

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Little Vampire

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Renfield Gets Invited

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we all know why they banned ren from the kitchen

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tag yourself ; gothic literature edition

Frankenstein: The great outdoors, half-read books, unorthodox ideas, pencil sketches, easily frightened, contemplates existence a lot, dislikes winter

The Picture of Dorian Gray: Old bookshelves, bold fashion choice, loud laughs, philosophical conversations, kisses on the hand, can be a dick sometimes, loves new languages but never commits

Dracula: Red lipstick stains, white billowy dresses, always cold to the touch, flickering candles, has eye circles, wants to believe in ghosts, only likes religion for the aesthetic

The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde: Filled notebooks, foggy evenings, afraid of failure, oversized clothing, secretive whispers, stays up too late, bottles up emotions

The Phantom of the Opera: Rose petals, old perfume, being an overdramatic bitch, sings to self, handwritten letters, snowy nights, secret spaces

#all of the above

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victor frankenstein:

didn’t finish his first year of uni. he didn’t even finish his first term

canonically is thought of as a bit of a dumb bitch

builds a body in like. his uni room

‘rejects’ the creature once but it’s 4am and the guy just created life and is also eighteen

rejects the creature again after it….. murders his eight year old brother

is described as ‘sweet’ and ‘enchanting’

does not have…. and i can’t believe i’m writing this….an oedipal obsession with his mother….

is a bit of a weird goth bitch but at least he’s not like. hamlet.

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love is real and it is stored in quincey morris

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The “P” in Quincey P. Morris stands for perfect, because he is a literal angel who deserves all the good things.

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“try me bitch”