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Absolutely losing it at this Reddit post

And the update

She buttered Jorts

#i knew about jorts for the union stuff #when the post started i thought wow it's ccrazy there are memeable ginger cats named jorts #amazing to discover the jorts lore #join your union

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I’m actually curious so in the tags pretend you’re a celebrity and a Letterboxd reporter just asked what your top four movies are 🎤 🟠🟢🔵

#strictly ballroom #stoker #peter pan '03 #The Man from UNCLE

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a classroom of singers looked at my vocal folds projected on a screen and ooh-ed and ah-ed. one of them said they were the cutest they'd seen

quick, tell me the weirdest compliment you’ve ever gotten. my doctor told me i have impeccable eardrums 

#alas i could not see my own vocal folds #the technician was in the way

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i WILL make lump fish a Trendy Animal like axolotls and isopods. no one can stop me

#ponyo makes a TON more sense now

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Just saw some Snape apologia and I am so worked up, Is there a scream loud enough to recover?

#i am not willing to scour the source material to prove how wrong it was #however sorely tempted #I AM NOT GOING TO SCOUR THE SOURCE MATERIAL! #I know it's there #i'm at peace #it doesn't bother me #i'm #oh #KAYYYYY #bc you really need to listen to me #bc i'm telling you the truth #i mean this #i'm okay #trust me #maybe hp is just too real for me #bc i honestly believe if you think about it #having to actually experience and be there when snape made the choices he did #rather than just flashback that feel like a fable #you would not be able to blame all his actions on his bullies #ugh it's just too much to get into obviously #hp is just a series of examples of bullies and bullied swapping turns #moaning myrtle and olive hornby #harry and dudley #fuck i looked up the fucking text #goddamit! #it was mary macdonald #mulciber used dark magic on #and snape said it was a laugh #did mark evans become a incel fascist bc of dudley's gang #did neville or luna embrace the dark arts bc they had lost parents and were isolated by their peers?

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what if i bullied you a little, just a quick little remark, but then laughed good naturedly, so you know i don’t mean it, so you had to laugh along too, and haha, you did laugh along,,,and what if, now, get this, what if,,,i was your own mother, haha! gosh, what if...

#like #if i point it out she just goes full serious #but she also doesn't apologize #she just makes me feel like i ruined the fun #like why do i feel like some tyrant school marm #just for saying she hurt my feelings #i know it's worse if she were to double down #but the fact that she neither verbally acknowledges that she has #nor successfully stopped doing it #like i'm so tired of trying to think of ways to get it to stop

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Tumblr is known and also spoken of by its user base for its high proportion of lgbt+ users, but I'm curious as to if the lgbt+ user base is actually as large as though or if its just confirmation bias, so...

For fun if you want put how you identify in the tags and the part of tumblr you'd say you're here for

#the reveal on this

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tweets that kill you instantly

#blessed year

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#sorry but #i worked at a library #and that's a normal library #there's always whispering #even when it's empty #especially when it's empty #never be alone in a library #cuz you're never really alone in a library

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Any time I get a new non-pornbot follower: