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#yes yes #sailor moon

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#perfect headcanon #inception #dreamhusbands #read the most ballistic fic last night about Arthur no having the need to sleep anymore #at all #and it was genius

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#oh no this is so pure what the actual fuck #marauders #talented people #op went hard with the fine lines and beautiful colors

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made a colour palette challenge thing

feel free to reblog and use for yourself :]

#hundredth color palette challenge on this blog #for those who dont know the rules #you can send a character with a color palette you want and i’ll draw them #maybe #probably

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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

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The shift from pages filled with jolly songs while getting stuffed on tales or food to "the enemy was flinging into the city (Gondor) all the heads of those who had fallen fighting at Osgiliath, or on the Rammas, or in the fields." ayayaya

#the lord of the rings #the fellowship of the ring #the return of the king #lotr #jrr tolkien #for real dude could have taken a chill pill

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What I heard: Don’t talk to me or my son ever again!

#good shit good shit #naruto #kakashi hatake

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HAPPY 18 BIRTHDAY NEIL!!

All grown up :')

#neil banging out the tunes #happy birthday

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went on someone’s blog who didn’t post in over a year and their last post was about getting married. like your marriage is more important than posting on tumblr? grow up

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Yearly reminder that yes, Jushiro is still enjoying his quiet days in the countryside as a retired Gotei 13 captain™.

he still lives in Ugendo because after all he was the one who built these quarters and there's enough room for all his family to chill at his side on random days now that they can barge in at any moment without any care about any third seat's wrath

and it's far away enough from the thirteen squad barracks that he doesn't feel like intruding, but if anyone ever has any need of his advice they can knock at his door or leave a note, even dozens of years after he retired

he's learned to bake pies.

tons of pies, tons of flavors, but tooooo many pies.

I'd like to imagine Jushiro with tons of nieces and nephews at his side, they're his most fervent listeners even though their parents have all warned them that he's full of shit. they won't believe anyone, Jushiro's the most serious and nicest of adults. (they're all at least 500+ years old but boy oh boy are they naive when it comes to Jushiro's quiet wrinkled smile and serene walk around the pond) and most of all he's the most generous of all (he gives so much food and stuff because the nieces and nephews all have kids of their own and oh my god those are the most spoiled)

if anyone visits Jushiro in Ugendo on any given day, there'll always be a kid bouncing on his knee, enamoured with the beautiful white braid resting on Jushiro's shoulder.

then somehow Shunsui will appear

"no no no I don't have any meeting my dearest!!!! what do you mean you have read my schedule?? haahaha it's a fake schedule anyhoo let me hold this wonderful face of a papoopeepoobaby!!!"

and yes Shunsui WILL appear at any given time! because Jushiro's grand-nephews/nieces are his own too and

Shunsui is Captain Commander but everyone knows he's been wanting to retire for years too, and it's always been about temporarily filling the spot Yama-ji left empty

and he's been more and more less here, slowly preparing everyone for the moment he'll step down. Everyone understands the situation. Who gives a shit about responsibility, nobility, logic? Shunsui's payed his debt to a thousand, and he shall pay it to the end of his days because one does not step down from being Captain Commander just like that. He'll always be there for the Gotei.

But all in all, everyone knows, it's all about Jushiro, and how even Jushiro pays away his debt by attending captain meetings or helping out squads in need of urgent back up or even holding classes at the Shin'o Academy. It seems everyone understands deeply how their origin can't even be found etched in stone, the first tales of their deeds have disappeared around drunken murmurs and apologetic rumors. Time set it all on fire, bits by bits. So much knowledge dusted away, and only the mirth in their glances will hold witness of such existence.

So of course, if any newcomer dares comment on the way the 13 Squad's former captain has no place in the current affairs of doing, because it's none of their business now that he's retired, of course they'll receive an informal spanking and will instantly be taught respect.

AND of course if anyone dares criticize Shunsui's laziness, they'll be laughed at because haha hahahahaha the Captain Commander's the least lazy person in the world so who the fuck are you to even say that??

I need the entire shinigami population to finally recognize that these two bitches are old and deserve some rest. They deserve to enjoy quiet days in the sun, eating juicy strawberries stolen from a sibling's garden, shutting off the entire spiritual realm's pressure so they can cloudgaze and pick at each other's perfect lips.

Jushiro's retirement's just an excuse for Shunsui to join retirement too.

I need them to spend so much fucking time babysitting everybody's kids because they are the best and they enjoy kids so much, it's not even a chore gosh oh my good look at this fucker Jushiro she's walking look look LOOOOK!!!!!!

and "ah I'm sorry my love you're feeling a bit tired let me hold her, is everything alright?" and yes of course everything's perfect because they're together and they're still alive and they can finally rest easy now that the Seireitei's safe and in good hands so no worries if Jushiro's a bit tired and will nap all afternoon because now there's no obligation for him to stretch himself thin. It's all good.

the kid will fall asleep too and that's it

#shunuki #ukitake jushiro #shunsui kyoraku #bleach #daily reminder that i'm still not over these two mdroghroihfuckers #i love them so much it hurts #makes zero sense but i stand by these points

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Local loser man falls hopelessly for a murderous clown

#no but i'm losing my shit over this bruce wayne #op reply to your asks i want to give you money #nay #i need to give you money #just so that i can plaster your art on every wall I've ever owned #batman

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Bruce showing up to Dick and Jason's little league game like:

hey guys I brought clementines and Kool aid jammers

#lmao #batman

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Four Weddings and a Funeral, 1994.

Dir. Mike Newell | Writ. Richard Curtis | DOP Michael Coulter

#crying crying crying #this goddamn movie #the funeral part's too much #four weddings and a funeral #movies

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#im not crying you are #this is the sweetest story on earth #long post #dungeons and dragons

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#so true it hurts #help #gimleaf #lotr

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My Own Private Idaho (1991) dir. Gus Van Sant

#yes

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

#the biggest most utter mood on earth #for real indeed #fave