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c!Wilbur: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.

c!Techno: Only if you also don't ask why.

c!Techno: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag*

c!Wilbur: ...

c!Wilbur, grabbing a skull: This one will do.

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c!Techno: c!Phil, I screwed up, big time.

c!Phil: c!Techno, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

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cc!Tommy: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this.

cc!Wilbur: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.

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cc!Ranboo: Being gay isn't a choice. It's a game and I'm winning.

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cc!Ranboo: What's my sexuality?! I don't know! I'm not straight, and that's all that matters. Well, maybe that's unfair to the straights. Some of my best friends are straight! Well, one of them. Well, I know them, and cc!Tommy is a perfectly tolerable person in small doses!

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c!Tommy: *Talking to c!Techno* Oh, hi. I didn't see you there. Welcome to my abode. I'm glad you could join me.

c!Techno: But this is my abode.

c!Tommy: ...

c!Tommy: Welcome to my abode, I'm so happy to have you, guest.

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cc!Phil: What’s it like being tall?

cc!Phil: Is it nice?

cc!Phil: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

cc!Ranboo: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

cc!Tubbo: It was one time!

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cc!Tommy: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.

cc!Techno: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.

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cc!Tubbo: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!

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cc!Tommy: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!

cc!Bbh: Language!

cc!Tommy: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

cc!Bbh:

cc!Tommy: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes cc!Bad.

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cc!Tommy: I was arrested for having too many wives.

cc!Techno: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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cc!Ranboo: 60% of my friendship with cc!Tommy and cc!Tubbo is watching them do something stupid that I just told them not to do.

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cc!Techno: You're trying to use my ego against me?

cc!Tommy: I thought it'd work.

cc!Techno: No it worked. I'll do it.

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cc!Tommy: ARE YOU-

cc!Tubbo: Fucking.

cc!Tommy: KIDDING ME ?! YOU-

cc!Tubbo: Fucking.

cc!Tommy: IDIOT!

cc!Ranboo: ... What was that?

cc!Tubbo: cc!Phil banned cc!Tommy from swearing so I'm helping him out.

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cc!Tommy: You know what I’ve realized?

cc!Techno: Some thoughts are better left unsaid?

cc!Tommy: Nice try, anyways

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c!Tommy: c!Wilbur and c!Phil would be ashamed of me if I was a murderer. c!Techno, on the other hand… he’d buy me ice cream

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