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Neil!!!

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incredibly good photo of little rats, with ancient greek particles to learn

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St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, July 25, 1909

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They say you die three times, first when the body dies, second, when your body enters the grave, and third, when your name is spoken for the last time. You were a normal person in life, but hundreds of years later, you still haven’t had your “third” death. You decide to find out why.

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i hit rock bottom like every 5 hours

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the world at night meant so much to you

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do u wanna make the worst mistake of ur life (flirtatiously)

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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

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has anyone heard of Cozy in bed…lifechanging

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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who up suffering the slings & arrows of outrageous fortune

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Hi stephanie,

I hope this email finds you, as the search and rescue team is otherwise completely out of ideas

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kid in the library just said "a VILLAIN who lives in the MOON is after us" so keep an eye out for that today guys

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Women want one thing and it's quite obvious, A large affordable interconnected North American Rail Network

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anyone who thinks dostoevsky's writing is dry and humourless is missing out on passages like this