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Sam: You know what man? You’re alright.

Bucky: Uh- thanks I-

Sam: Ayo took your left arm so you’re going to be 'all right'.

Bucky:

Bucky: I don’t need two arms to stab you Sam

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*Luis and Scott take Cassie to a museum and are staring at Dino bones *

Scott: What kind of dinosaur is it ?!?

Luis: I don’t know a .... turkey?!?

Scott: huh I thought turkeys were still alive ?!?

Luis: wait they are ?!?

Cassie: *facepalms

#CASSIE #cassie #cassie lang #young avengers #luis #scoot lang #ant man #scott lang

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Any time Scott Lang is involved in the planning and execution of something, it immediately becomes a heist.

Can you imagine the fundraisers at Cassie's school?

Cake walks? Nah fuck that.

Cake HEIST.

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Y/n & Peter: *laughing at hardly anything during a meeting*

Fury: You two are nearly adults, it’s about time you grew up

Peter:

Y/n:

Peter: You know what Fury fuck you

Other Avengers: *shook*

Peter & Y/n: We need to live our lives, have fun, we could die tomorrow

Peter: For example...

Y/n: Have you ever walked past this meeting room and flashed during an important meeting, and if not, why not?

Other Avengers: *trying not to laugh*

Fury:

Peter & Y/n walking out: Live your life bitches

#Peter #y/n #avengers #fury #funny #meme

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Zemo: there is only one thing worse than taking the serum

Zemo: * tears off paper above taking the serum so now the board says "Walker taking the serum" *

Bucky: Walker

Zemo: yes

#Zemo #Fatws #fatws memes #falcon #sam #sam wilson #bucky #tws #john walker

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Hayward: I'm an idiot. Darcy: Woo: Monica: The rest of the SWORD agents: Darcy: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long night.

#Darcy #darcy x jimmy #Hayward #jimmy #Jimmy woo #monica #monica rambea #a

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THIS IS SO MEAN I’M GOING TO HELL FOR LAUGHING

#Avengers

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This is exactly me.

#Avengers

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if not babysitter of the avengers then why everything went to shit when she died? 🤨

#Avengers

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Winter Soldier (stealth mode): [staring at Sam]

Steve, oblivious raisin: ohoHOHOHO

Steve: I SEE WHAT YOU'RE AIMING FOR HERE

Winter Soldier:

Steve: YOUR OPPORTUNITY'S FINALLY HERE, BUCK

Winter Soldier:

Steve: GOD I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO DO IT

Winter Soldier:

Steve: NOW GO. SHOOT YOUR SHOT ;)

Winter Soldier:

Winter Soldier: *raises gun to Sam's head*

Steve: wait,

#Avengers

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Vision 🤦🏼‍♀️

Vision: Please don’t make fun of me if I misuse dated cultural references, okay? Are we cowabunga on this?

Wanda: *sighs* Yeah, we’re cowabunga on this.

#Avengers