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Punjabi but in a southern accent

#later

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#iasip

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Giancarlo Esposito and Satchmo

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100000 asteroids hitting you in the head

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you just hate the cis because of the things that they did

I hate the cis because it is led by the treacherous count dooku

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#iasip

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🙁?

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heres dougs full body sprite for your enjoyment

#❤️❤️❤️ #anthro

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CREATURE????

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been feeling a lot like him lately

#iasip #i get more like dennis with age and that scares me

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you sit down at the plastic table because your partner likes being outside at the bar even though it’s 90 degrees and 60% humidity at 10pm and you thought this corduroy dress was soooo cute but now youre all sweaty and so one of your balls has escaped your panties but youre wearing fishnets so your loose nut is now dying like a sea turtle in a six pack ring and youre the desperate diver trying to save it but blind and one handed and stone faced cause you can’t draw attention to the fact that youre doing a high stakes wildlife rescue on your stupid scrotum in public because it might turn into a six month news cycle and desantis might fly out to personally bulldoze the bar. and its a thursday

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YEAR OF THE DRAGON

#kin

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i want to chill with u chris i want to see more of that moneydog

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the boomerang was haunted by a hair stylist rated 0.7 on yelp. not that dib knew, of course

#iz