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#Me booping every blog I see on my dash

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Hamish Linklater as FATHER PAUL HILL/MONSIGNOR JOHN MICHAEL PRUITT

MIDNIGHT MASS (2021) dir. Mike Flanagan

#tis the season

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Okay, I just watched the original Road House for the first time, and I had no idea Sam Elliott was in it looking like a greasy, salty SNACK, have mercy.

Also, the Dalton/Garrett fic writes itself.

#road house 1989 #road house #sam elliott #wade garrett #the hair the hair it’s everywhere

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#key lime #coffee #cherry

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THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER Meet the Family

#the fall of the house of usher #mike flanagan

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This movie was wonderful. Just, truly, beautifully, violently wonderful.

Critically acclaimed fantasy adventure FREAKS VS THE REICH in cinemas from 12th January

Critically acclaimed fantasy adventure FREAKS VS THE REICH in cinemas from 12th January #FreaksvsTheReich @DazzlerMedia

Get ready for Freaks Vs The Reich, a wild and highly original fantasy adventure, reimagining history like never before… Looking to flee the Nazi menace for the shores of America are four super-powered circus performers: there’s beautiful, young, electrically-charged Matilde, Cencio, an albino with the ability to control insects, Mario, a dwarf graced with magnetic powers, and Fulvio, a strongman…

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#freaks vs the reich

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I do solemnly swear before the Fanfic Tribunal that not one of my characters will ever, ever, EVER “mewl” in the throes of pleasure.

For fuck’s SAKE please find a vocalization that doesn’t rhyme with “pule” and evoke goopy kittens. It’s an instant mood killer every time.

Whimpering? Fuck yes. A good whine? Strategically hot if not overused. Breathy little sighs? Of course! But stop. With the fucking. MEWLING.

#fanfiction #fanfic #ash has opinions #write the fic you want to read in the world

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Raise your hand if you have also been personally victimized by the barometric pressure changes 🥲

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#*screams*

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You make a compelling point.

#i am compelled

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ive been doing a lot of youtube recipe binging lately so i was recommended this video and i was like fuck it diet soup why not

and it sounded pretty tasty so after the vid i scrolled down to see what people thought of it, and i just really need to share with you all what the comment section is like

and for the one that broke me:

#wheezing

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Ruckus just drank almost 60mls on his own. He was 546 grams before eating, and an even 600 grams after.

He is a sphere

He rolled off the little bed i use while feeding them, onto his back, and slept like that for about 15 minutes

When he woke up however....

Stuck!

#ok this might be worth staying for

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I’ve never been so taken out by a response

#always reblog

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furious that i am not a playable character in this game

#lol

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My 50 year old ass is cheering you on. Age brings freedom, age brings power. Embrace them!

the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????

i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.

so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.

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Oh, to bite and be bitten

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For people with anxiety about filing taxes, here’s what things that happen when you make a mistake on your tax return:

- it gets corrected

- you get a letter in the mail either asking for some additional information or a letter showing the adjustment

- you pay the amount (there’s options for payment plans too!) or get a refund

Things that do not happen

- you’re “in trouble”

- you are charged with fraud

- you go to jail

I know that most people are probably just joking/exaggerating when they say a mistake on their return means they get thrown in jail but when I worked with the public I always would encounter people who believed that would happen and they would be panicking about it. So I like to put this out there every year because if I can even prevent one person from feeling that way, it’s worth it