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fexi ig au part 20345: a very merry dump of posts from their various holiday seasons together as a married couple

(in loving memory of angus <3)

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My favorite 🫶🏻 I will miss her so much

I just love her so much

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They did Barbenheimer before it was cool

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I know things aren’t very Fergalicious right now dude but hang in there

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Which is sexier, a werewolf or a vampire?

Depends if you find it sexier to submit to the will of charismatic evil or to be overwhelmed by animalistic power. And that's not a decision I can make for you.

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lexi: hey remember that time i accidentally walked around telling everyone i got a hentai tattoo instead of a henna tattoo?

fez: you mean the best day of my life?

fez: yes, i recall

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Logan, stroking Lana's hair: You're so tiny and adorable.

Lana: I could kill you in your sleep.

Logan, smiling: I know

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Lana brutally torturing all the men who destroyed her and literally skinning a few of them alive:

Me, cheering her on with all my energy:

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Alex Volkov: I sleep with a gun next to my bed.

Christian Allister: Weak, I sleep with two under my pillow.

Logan Bennet: You'll are both pathetic.

Alex Volkov: Oh? What killer weapon do you sleep with?

Logan Bennet, smirking: Lana Myers.

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I be like ''lord'' ''god'' ''jesus christ'' and the mfs dont even mean anything to me

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THIS THIS THIS!!! I never understood the Billy adoration after he showed how racist he is

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this is so funny to me

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Whenever it’s revealed that Aaron has known about Chenford all along, I NEED a flashback to all the times they’ve flirted/discussed dating in the office and then the camera zooms out and we discover Aaron is standing like 3 feet away, looking into the camera like he’s in the office.

Bonus points: if it happens during a True Crime episode

Bonus bonus points: if he says “listen I just thought they were already dating when I joined the force and that we were all keeping it quiet for some reason”

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Lucy Chen and Aaron Thorsen: co-leaders of the “I Will Protect Tim Bradford With My Life” Club

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Ok this has probably already been posted but WHY is tom blyth in the new hunger games movie serving draco malloy…. ILL TAKE IT THANK YOU

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No because Lexi literally got a whole ‘scary’ ass drug dealer blushing and kicking his feet while talking about having kids and shit with her. HER POWER IS UNMATCHED

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