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yo it’s literally november 3rd. what’s next the 4th? and then. no it can’t be.

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Thursday the 2

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man who opened a parenthesis he forgot to close 4 years ago is tragically unaware everything he's said since has been an aside

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cis ppl can have horns and swirls and spikes n shit surgically implanted under their skin any time they want if theyre rich enough but a trans woman wants boobs she has to wait at least 1-2 years for doctors to be convinced that she REALLY wants them

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i tried to imitate the flipnote 3d style as much as i could

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haaaiiii :3 helloooooo

#pebble speaks

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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

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NASA took a pic of the dark side of the moon fyi

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growing up is realizing that oats and grains are sustenance

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when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

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Cassandra Peterson and her alter ego, Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, 1980s

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We live in a dystopia....

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