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George Costanza

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i just realized that tumblr allows multiple audio files in a row and they autoplay consecutively on mobile

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i was very drunk and tried to shortcut to my dads messages by searching queer

this is an accurate tag

not an accurate search term

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Okay I do not give a shit about this article at all but where did they get this picture of the skeleton wearing prescription pill armor

Like this is the coolest fucking thing I have seen in a while who made this

#its me #im him #hes me

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my fiancé is bending over backwards for their sister

and this child says they aren’t doing enough

we are 20

shit the fuck up

you’re sibling is working seven days a week with a single 15 minute unpaid break

they support me a dog and themselves on one income

you can jump in a caldera

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its been 3 years

it’s time to make another worm

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i actively have tried to avoid returning to my tumblr roots because i fucking know i can’t but sometimes i return and remember i actually love this place and the chaos of it all because at least it isn’t every other platform

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moth

#moth

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people keep trying to make "ladies and gentlemen" more inclusive.

I think we should go the other way around.

make more and more weird false dichotomies in greetings. "gamers and pianists". "oil painters and swordsmen". "vexillologists and entomologists". "chess masters and diamond artificers". "accountants and gendered individuals".

we need to be dropping shit into formal meetings to make people say "wait what? which one am I?"

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Look at this kitten

Look at her

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Yippeee

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Need to convince my friend with a soldering iron to help me make heated thighs highs

Arthritis, a fucked up leg, and winter will not stop me from being gay and I will get other gay people in on my scheme

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btw you can use whatever gender seasonings you want. paint your nails, wear breast forms, wear a binder, pack, tuck, dress however you want, whatever. you are adding ingredients to your gender soup.

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Still thinking about the time my friends bf asked me if I was dressed as a philosophy major for halloween

I was not that’s just how I dress

#he was also dressed as Ronald Regan and won the award for scariest costume #why I decided to be a philosophy major at an agricultural university I will never know #but at least the socialists I know think it’s chill lol