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you'll have to fucking kill me dead and tear all my organs out and throw them outside for the ravens to devour and crush my bones for fertilizer and dry my blood up for pudding and throw away my fingernails so you don't accidentally step on them. before i stop eating dinosaur eggs oatmeal as an adult

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started watching nge just so i can understand the arguing and memes about it and i gotta say. i knew shinji would be broken mentally but episode three seems a bit early for that

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ngl kinda obsessed with the sixty smth year old woman i saw today wearing a shirt with a picture of two anime girls and the word "kawaii" in katakana

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I um. Had not heard about the hybe ador feud when I posted this

Had an idea for a bitchy chart but my break's almost over

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The daring, sexy sheen of the oil of fried fish on a beautiful woman's lips

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stupid LIBERALS won't let me leave a poptart in its wrapper when i'm not hungry enough to eat the whole pack. they just see SOMEONE ELSE'S poptart and run ALL OVER IT and grab little bits to bring back to their mound. like COMMUNISTS

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i love it when people trap the warden in minecraft by making a moving piston that makes noise so the warden just quietly stares at it. ipad baby

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this only goes for their girl groups really bc idk what a man is and i don't care to know

Had an idea for a bitchy chart but my break's almost over

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if we're going to be real honest with ourselves apollo WOULD acknowledge his feelings towards klavier and maybe probably klavier's feelings towards him but that self-realization probably went like "i probably like klavier and he probably likes me back but i have a job so idrc about that right now"

#Imagining trucy trying to tease Apollo and going “I think Mr Gavin likessssss you” and he says “oh huh I thought so” and she goes #“wait... You knew? Polly! You gotta ask him out” (she doesn't know nor care if Apollo likes him back. #She wants to be Klavier Gavins boss in law (the boss of klavier Gavins husband)) #And Apollo's like “jeez trucy I like him just fine but I'm an adult with a job. I'm not doing that” #And out of everything anyone has ever said near the wacky duo. That is the one thing that makes Trucy completely drop the facade #Like all childlike whimsy and joy gone from her eyes giving Apollo a look of slight contempt and asking Apollo #“Are you joking? Do you really think like that?” and before Apollo can even go “what” Trucy is giving him the scary perceiving eyes

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Had an idea for a bitchy chart but my break's almost over

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A difficult, but necessary read, and a raw, unflinching look into the mind of a grocery store cashier

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(looking at a young grocery store cashier) she should be at the home. Playing Pokémon

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(attempting to negotiate with the security guard who watches my enclosure at night) if I can't play pokemon for at least twenty hours a day I'll chew my arm off and bleed out and die

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Cuddy claimed house only broke up his neighbors' marriage and moved in with her so he wouldn't have to do any housework and he would have an excuse to get out of any social obligations ("sorry I can't go to your funeral or whatever. Date night with the old ball n chain")

Dreamt up an episode of house where the entire plot was that house started a relationship with his neighbor (a married woman) meanwhile chase replaces some wallpaper he hated and then immediately regrets it. No medical stuff at all

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Dreamt up an episode of house where the entire plot was that house started a relationship with his neighbor (a married woman) meanwhile chase replaces some wallpaper he hated and then immediately regrets it. No medical stuff at all

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I have work tomorrow and it's fucking ruining my life

#I JUST WANNA KEEP PLAYING POKÉMON........ #IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK