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just logged in after half a decade the fuck do you mean someone plagiarized my spiderman defenders fic???

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what's the "new ao3 author's curse"?

fell down the stairs on christmas, shattered my arm in a way it'll never fully function again, got fired from my job while i was recovering from surgery (because i was injured) and a rat moved into my car and now owns my car. i put traps in there to catch it but the traps disappeared.

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Would you be opposed to someone else finishing your fic on TVG if you aren’t able to finish?

honestly, if I'm being real, TVG has been finished for a long time in my google docs but I never polished it up enough to post. I realized (with the help of a therapist who has since been disbarred (?? is that the right word??) from practicing therapy) that i was using it to deal with a lot of shit I was processing and never got around to cleaning it up enough to post. I kinda hopped fandoms for a while, mostly kept it in my google docs, and now i write batfam comedy under a new ao3. Maybe someday I'll finish TVG but until then I'm okay with anyone else spinning their take on it!

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Hello I have no idea if you are still active or will see this but I love your fics and I hope your doing ok:)

im still alive! i was a tiktok microceleleb during the pandemic, caught a pirate disease, and left. I haven't been active in these fandoms for ages but occasionally tiktoks pop up on my fyp recommending TVG as a read and I get jumpscared. I'm now a batman fanfic author under a new ao3 name, suffering a new ao3 authors curse

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so much traffic to “The Strange Case of Matthew Murdock” all of a sudden... where are you all coming from..?

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DISREGARD MY LAST POST I'VE OBTAINED A SPIDERMAN TICKET SEE YOU AT LIKE MIDNIGHT TO SPIDERMAN POST

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I'm literally so depressed lately that I forgot to buy Spiderman tickets uhhh am I okay. Anyway I'll see it this weekend I guess?? Staying off the internet until then ig then I'll be back

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hello all, I'm still alive and my life is still a train wreck, but since the Hawkeye series is out I figured I might as well plug one of my fics that heavily features Hawkeye! It's part of an (incomplete, on hiatus) series, but it can be read as a standalone fic!!!

#the teenage vigilante's guide #daredevil #spiderman #spiderman homecoming #deadpool #hawkeye #clint barton

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“My boy Spatula bunking down for a snowy night” 

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#omg... spatula

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one of my favorite things about tua is that vanya really was like “sorry but i don’t think you actually are 58 and went to the apocalypse, you’re just 13 with Problems” while she’s pouring him alcohol

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Love how we are all on the dash blogging about different media, how is everyone enjoying independent reading time? :)

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#baby moose r built like the ohshc boys

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It has been a nightmare every step of the way to get here, but I'm finally spending my first night in my own apartment. No roommates, just me and my cat.

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Kinda having the 3rd worst weekend of my life rn I am so exhausted of everything. Anytime anything good happens in my life it's just a Trojan horse for more bad shit

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my bad– weird daytime TV monsterfucker* sexfest

Someday I aspire to turn public domain into a weird daytime TV sexfest

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Someday I aspire to turn public domain into a weird daytime TV sexfest