Some thing to write into a magical world:
Mushrooms that contain pieces of the reality that what ever living things it decomposed experienced when alive.
Like you eat one and you can get like a piece of memory from a tree or a bird the mycelium itself ate.
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$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think
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Those Japanese lady beetles NEED to be fucking stopped!
I just woke up to one trying to crawl in my booty hole! ☹
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Ok but imagine seeing this huge dark creature running across the field you lost your glasses so you don't know if it's a wild dog or a wild hog only a blur getting bigger. So you run.
broad daylight in horror is massively underused
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Tears For Fears - “Everybody Wants To Rule The World”
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That feeling when ya ain't even 30 and are on like 4 different medications.
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Dumb HC "HA GAY":
Get you a girl that makes you feel like a bitch in heat!
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Spooder! Yes those are my hands.
howdy howdy here ya go if you wanna know what dad rock song u are
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I've never had an interest in this ship 🤣
as much as I hate the term “tumblr veteran,” I am one, so I made a uquiz about it. let me assign you an OTP. I’m so sorry.
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I don't even watch James Charles why is YouTube recommending this shit to me!? 😭😭
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