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a dumb thots guide to moon signs

omg i have been gone for so long uhhhh just flaky gemini things. anyways hey girlies so today were gonna talk about your moon signs. the specifics of what each moon sign has in store, and about moon signs in general.

about moon signs:

while a sun sign can be an overall idea of your personality and overall self, a moon sign is what rules your inner-self and your emotions. It creates your needs and wants, and makes the base for your subconscious and your soul. your moon sign can also describe how you respond to crisis basically your moon sign explains why y'all are so fucked up.

your moon sign also can tell who you’re compatible with emotionally. although compatibility is a mix of other planets and other non-astrological factors, your moon sign is a huge component of the way you think and process things, which is generally a huge part of compatibility and intellectual attraction. oooh, big words.

also, like what i said in my previous post “a dumb thots guide to the planets” some people relate to their moon sign waaaay more than their sun sign, probably because there are less stereotypes and stigmas around moon signs. if you’re naturally a very emotional, intuitive, or dark person you might feel more attracted to your moon sign because your feelings and emotions are a large part of your thought-process.

so children, let's get into each moon sign and what they mean

aries moon: we stan most aries, so we also stan aries moons. these folks tell it how it is and aren’t afraid to speak their mind. aries moons are bold and enthusiastic with their life choices. they’re optimistic, even through tough times. they know what they want all the time, but y'all aries moons don’t know the difference between needs and wants because of your intensity in regards to passion and desire. they can be moody and temperamental if they don’t get what they want or life is going rough for them. In life, it's hard to create a balance because they go through plenty of ups and downs constantly. they might feel destructive towards other people or even towards themselves. aries moons are naturally dominant, so let's all embrace our little baby lunar christian greys.

taurus moon: okay so let's talk about our babies with taurus moons. the main traits of a moon sign in taurus is that they crave stability, reliability, and comfort. people with taurus moons tend to stay away from sketchy or messy situations because they’re not super adaptable to change. they take pride in their emotional stability and use it as their driving force (and they usually take charge anyway.) those with moons in taurus can be stubborn and selfish at times, and can get stuck in routines although that's not the end of the world for them. if you have a sun or moon (or just have a lot of taurus in your chart) you can suffer from taurus-style depression at times, which makes the person very lazy, tired, and tend to overeat or do a lotttt of retail therapy. but on the brighter side, if you’re in a relationship with them, they are more committed, helllllaaa sensual (get itttt), loyal, and you won’t expect a break up for a longggg time

gemini moon: (geminis, i love you and i support you) those with moons in gemini are charming and witty, just like the gemini sun signs. they are social butterflies and like to organize or make plans frequently otherwise they’ll get fussy. they're great communicators and get along with a lot of people, but since gemini moons are such people pleasers, they might get too involved with the opinions and emotions of other people and tend to ignore their own feelings or purpose. deep shit. restlessness is common in lunar geminis because they always need to be stimulated with something (talking, reading, watching tv, etc.) also nervousness and moodiness can be a problem in these people, leading to frustration and being snappy. but overall, we love you geminis.

cancer moon: cancer moons are little babies, in a good way. they’re extremely sensitive, intuitive, and they feel so damn much. our cancer moon girlies make incredible friends and parents, however be a bit cautious around them. since they feel so much, they can be defensive, moody, or more upset than normal when they’re hurt or unhappy. if you hurt cancer moons, good luck bud. they tend to close off or shut down when hurt, and take a while to heal. along with this, they hold grudges for a long time, and tend to keep their guard up if they somehow forgive you. just don't be playin with their feelings… don't do it. To heal and regroup, cancer moons like to stick with what they know and what they’re comfortable with, and many can be homebodied. these people have a lively imagination and are extremely intuitive, leading to possible psychic abilities or intentions. these people also tend to be natural empaths, which can lead to feeling emotionally bogged down from other people depending on you, but being an empath is a good thing because it shows your loyalty and compassion. love u.

leo moon: leo moons are our fun friends that have been by our side for years. these girlies are self confident, creative, and has an inspiring and extroverted energy. leo moons know their se;f worth, and won’t put up with anything less. they can be dominant at times, but their motivation for this dominance is generally respect. their feelings are intense and they don’t mess around when it comes to their ambitions and desires. a downside of leo moons though, is that they are super extra. some can see you as over the top or loud, and at times this can make you feel misunderstood. you may seem to be an attention whore sometimes, but through your passion and loyalty those close to you know that your intentions are good. keep bein your extra ass selves, leo moons. we love you.

virgo moon: those with virgo moons can be a little tricky to understand, but there are definitely some pros, you guys aren't all fucked up. lunar virgos really stan their routine, which make them naturally self-disciplined so they don't fall out of that routine. they tend to like exercising, self care, and love to develop new hobbies. they also love to help others, and you'll find that lunar virgos are wholesome, loyal, and sensitive in the best way possible. their routine is a need for them, and if they don’t have it they can get high-strung and aggravated. they can also get finicky and specific about how things go in their lives, which isn’t always a bad thing. if lunar virgos suffer from trauma or rough-patches, they might try to bottle their emotions up which will manifest later on in life. similar to lunar scorpios, virgo moons might experience issues with digestion due to their emotional stresses. some have described that those with virgo moons might have eating disorders due to nervous system or psychological factors. these people might also have controlling fears or issues, so as i said these people can be a little fucked up but their gigantic hearts and self determination make up for it and help them get through it. (and aren't we all a little fucked up out here?)

libra moon: lunar libras (ugh doesn't that sound so pretty?) are just beautiful little babies. they have a natural artsy and peaceful personality that draws you into them. they’re amazing at communicating and socializing, and one of their main goals seem to be pleasing people in all aspects. libra moons are amazing partners, and they often search for a partner due to the fact that they strongly dislike being without a significant other. it makes them feel out of balance and lonely at times. they seem to steady themselves based on the way others depend on them and their relationships, but this can lead to distress if tensions exist within an important relationship in their lives. the dark side of lunar libras isn’t as scary as others think, but can become an issue if taken out of hand. they might become dependent on others and their significant other which can, in turn, hurt them in the long run from a loneliness or longing after a break in the path. ooh, poetic.

scorpio moon: scorpio moons dont fuck around. (i have a scorpio moon, so be scared bitch.) to be frank, scorpio moons are intense and emotional. they have a higher understanding of the human thought process and can be deeply connected to emotions and vibes. these people are affected not only by their own emotions, but from others emotions as well. they pick up on certain situations because of the energy radiating off of it, making them helllllaaaa intuitive. lunar scorpios are INTENSE when it comes to love, and might be afraid of committing if they’ve been hurt in the past. they have a strong emotional need for drama or frequent change, and if they dont express their feleings they could even get physically sick (ive personally experienced a lot of stomach issues and nausea.) scorpio moons are defensive when it comes to love (even if they crave it) because they have a fear of betrayal or being hurt. through all of these intense shit though, they’re ambitious, sensual (!!!), creative, and committed. we been knew.

sagittarius moon: sagittarius moons are our party people. they’re fun, sociable, and extroverted. they love meeting new people and doing new things, it makes them thrive. they like to go through life with an easygoing nature, and generally aren't super negative. sometimes they’re even overly optimistic, and get their hopes up way too much which in the end will crush them if something goes poorly. when life isn't in their favor or things don't go their way, they get tf out of the situation or try to physically escape. they want to feel balanced at all times. to other people (especially more home-bodied signs) see sag moons as intimidating or annoying, but sag moons are very easy to get along with and will get along with almost anybody. basically, lunar sags are that one friend that you can never stay mad at, and want to hang out with all the time. we really do stan.

capricorn moon: our capricorn moon are our little home bodied babies. we love you. the underlying theme of most lunar capricorns is that they’re steady and reliable, and like to keep themselves that way. they like to surround their lifestyle around goal-setting, and have soooo freakin much ambition and determination. at some points, capricorn moons might start getting a little too obsessed with their goals, like girlies please calm down every once in a while. they want to better themselves all the time, and that can lead to isolation or feelings of loneliness. lunar capricorns have emotions that are a bit more logical and darker than some, and that makes them a bit more emotionally closed off because they don't want to kill the vibe or share what's on their mind if its not important. they seem cold to others because they like to make themselves seem put together allllll the time. like seriously. overall, all these kittygirls want is to be in control and to have structure, and we’ll let you have it, since you mainly aren’t that problematic.

aquarius moon: so our little aquarius moons are kinda weird in nature, but SO bright and independent, which a lot of us admire. lunar aquarians care a lot about what others think, so they try to bury any negative emotions (like pettiness or jealousy) so they don't seem unattractive. because of this, they might seem closed off, but most times you’ll receive more of an emotional connection once you get to know them. they are very receptive to others emotions and frequencies, and ponder the meaning of life and the universe as they feed on deeper and darker emotions. often times, they emotionally detach themselves from others and tend to feel lonely. they’re natural loners, but on the bright side they don't let their loneliness get in the way of their overarching purpose (for the most part.) the odd thing is, they take in so much energy and emotion from other, and some may call that an empath, but to others they might seem like they lack compassion because they emotionally shut off. we love them anyways though, because lunar aquarians are amazing friends and give people lots of independence and space to be themselves, and they expect the same.

pisces moon: our lunar pisceans (google told me that term) are dreamy and imaginative girlies. they’re SO empathetic and love to connect with others, and that makes many people confide and take comfort in them. they might become so involved in others (they especially root for the underdog and those less fortunate) that they lose track of themselves. if people take advantage of pisces moons’ empathy, the pisces moon will learn quickly and bounce back. their huge and accepting heart makes them amazing partners and friends because they’ll cherish you. (and y'all BETTER cherish them too i swear to god.) the downside to lunar pisceans though, is that they involve themselves in others so much that they become overloaded with emotion that they might feel numb or become spaced out. a supppperrr common thing in a pisces moon is zoning out to give their brain a break. pisces moons need time to recharge and step back to breathe. hey, we get it. life can be stressful af sometimes, especially for someone who feels everything.

the next dumb thots guide will be a dumb thots guide to the elements of astrology. (hopefully it wont take five billion years) bettttttt

-vi (gemini sun, scorpio moon, gemini rising) posted 6/15/19

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a dumb thots guide to astrology

hey girlies so basically irl I’ve gotten a lot of questions on what some things in astrology mean because it can be super confusing. this is gonna help you figure out what some of your birth chart means and why its important. also ill include some basic info to just overall themes in astrology. u guys can always send me questions on how to interpret your birth chart and if you want me to do personal readings then i will! lets get into it bc this is gonna be long asf. (i think i know what I’m doing)

so lets start off with what the basic ideas are to the different planets in your birth chart

(if you need to get your birth chart, go to cafeastrology!)

sun:

rules: leo

about: so your sun is your “main” zodiac. when drunk people at the bar ask you “what’s your sign?” you would respond with your sun sign. your sun sign is an overall judgment of who your are, so some people might feel a disconnect with the traits of their sun sign because its such a broad spectrum. the sun controls your ego, basic personality, and consciousness. the different zodiacs have a set of overall traits. this is where a lot of stereotypes are born since its such a wide category (ahem… not all gemini’s are two-faced and not all scorpios are sex crazed demons, girlypops)

moon:

rules: cancer

about: your moon sign reflects your inner thoughts, and can hold different qualities than the sun zodiac. (what i mean by this is a sun in cancer for example is slightly different than a moon in cancer.) your moon sign also controls your emotions and moods , and can affect your instincts and habits. your inner-conscious is deeply affected by your moon sign, and your attitude towards many aspects of life are affected by the zodiac in your moon. many people relate more to their moon sign, so if you’ve always felt like your sun sign isn’t accurate, check ur moon sign ladies!

rising/ascendant:

about: your rising sign is determined from the time you were born and is based on where the sun was on the horizon when you popped out. your rising sign rules your social life and how you appear to others. your rising sign can also affect your looks! for example, a leo might be more unruly and expressive, while a cancer may stick to more cool-tones and have more of a relaxed demeanor. your rising sign can have an impact whether you’re an extrovert/ambivert/introvert as well. basically, the rising sign is the outer you, while your moon sign is the inner you.

mercury:

rules: gemini (that’s me hoes) and virgo

about: mercury can often affect reason and your means of communication. mercury can also change and impact your way of thinking, so those susceptible to mercury’s orbit can be moody, obsessive, over-thinkers. we’ve all been there before kittygirls. if you’re ruled by mercury or have a large amount of gemini/virgo in your birth chart, you can have a lot of nervous energy or anxiousness. most of us get affected by mercury retrograde and thats why we all seem to have shitty periods in our lives at the same time. as the iconic all time low once said, “we go together or we don’t go down at all,” right?

venus:

rules: taurus and libra

about: your venus sign basically controls your love life and artistic nature, so if you ever wonder why your daddy issues get in the way of your love life, your venus sign may have something to deal with it. a lot of times your venus sign impacts the way you show love or view love as a whole. you may be naturally attracted to somebody with the same venus zodiac or someone with the same elemental rulerships of the zodiac in cancer. venus also impacts your artistic nature, and your view on beauty in your life.

mars:

rules: aries

about: just like our lovely aries ladies, mars is fiery and intense. mars impacts your sex life majorly. how you view and value sex can vary depending on which zodiac is in mars, and sometimes if mars signs are different/elementally different a couple might run into differences in what they like in sex or how they value sex. (*cough* if you have a fire elemental zodiac in mars you kinky as FUCK!) although mars isn’t only sex- its also impacts your motivation, competition, passion, and more.

jupiter:

rules: sagittarius

about: jupiter is a tricky one. it basically rules your optimism, luck, personal growth, and goal setting. some people who aren’t super affected by jupiter may have issues with optimism or constantly feel unlucky in their lives, and those who have a lot of sagittarius in their chart or are affected by jupiter may be the opposite, with lots of lucky opportunities. i see jupiter as a huge fortune cookie. happiness can also be ruled by jupiter, and personal image can fluctuate with jupiters orbit.

saturn:

rules: capricorn

about: saturn is ruled by capricorn, who often can be stubborn and driven, and thats exactly what saturn is. saturn basically rules your ambition, drive, discipline, structure, and responsibility. capricorns and those who have a lot of capricorn in their birth charts are comfortable under pressure, and understand boundaries. knowledge and tradition is a huge part of saturns traits, and reliability and stability comes along with saturn. though selfishness, stinginess, frustration, and disappointment can be negatives with being affected by saturn/capricorn.

uranus:

rules: aquarius

about: if you can get past the fact that uranus sounds like ur anus, you can start to understand the seriousness of it. uranus revolves around your future. this planet can intimidate many, because at some points in its orbit you can experience super unpredictable changes and reform, even revolutions or realizations. with your personality, uranus affects your uniqueness and eccentricity. so when jughead said “im weird, im a weirdo,” we can all infer that he was being affected by uranus, or has a lot of aquarius in his birth chart.

neptune:

rules: pisces

about: now listen, i think we all know a pisces (or several) who has ruined our lives, or made them great in one way or another, but that doesn’t completely reflect neptune. if you think about it, neptune is mainly ice and water, reflecting the water sign- pisces. neptune as a whole rules over your dreams, imagination, and intuition. another thing that neptune plays with is your spirituality. those impacted by neptune are usually very kind, forgiving, and naturally wise due to their faithful nature. they also may feel that they’re connected to the universe or religion, and are less susceptible to be nihilistic and materialistic. the negatives that may go along with those who are impacted by neptune can be over-sensitivity, naivety, and desperation. something thats kinda dope though is that these people have a higher chance of being psychic due to their overload of intuition and connection to the universe.

pluto

rules: scorpio

about: pluto is the god of the underworld, so you can expect some deep shit to be under plutos rule. plutos orbit is extremely slow since its on the edge of our solar system, so its affects may be gradual or may take a while to manifest. pluto can rule your self-transformation, power, and the death/rebirth cycle. you might be thinking wtf girly death/rebirth cycle? what i mean by this is that if you fall, you can pick yourself back up, and if you dig yourself a grave, you can get yourself out. the traits of those heavily ruled by pluto are restlessness, motivated, passionate, and a truth-seeker. though some negatives of pluto are stubbornness, extreme intensity, and relentlessness. at different points in plutos orbit, such as retrograde, you might uncover some hidden secrets and solutions may reveal themselves. thats some scary shit.

so thats the basic intro to what the planets mean and what they rule! i know this post was suuuuuper long, but i hope you enjoyed it and learned some good shit! soon ill do posts on elemental rulerships of the zodiac, and a whole ass post on retrogrades and what they mean. thanks thots ill catch ya later xoxo gossip girl

-violet (gem sun/scorpio moon/gem rising) 12/5/18

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