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was trying to compose a joke about how we have improv comedy but where’s the improv tragedy? and then i realized that’s just called playing dungeons and dragons

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My nautical dice pallet for my Saltmarsh campaign

#d&d #dnd #dnd 5e #dungeons and dragons #dice hoard #ghosts of saltmarsh

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New idea for a DnD Puzzle. Hangman, but every time you create a full man some type of undead detaches from the noose to murder you.

#d&d #dnd #dnd 5e #dungeons and dragons #dm things #dnd puzzles #feel free to use this in your campaigns #this is great #10/10 will use myself

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Not a DnD story, but the middle school DnD club I was running just got approved to move to after school so more kids could join. 30 students signed up in the first week and we had a session 0 today that was so awesome!

#dungeons and dragons #dnd #d&d #dnd 5e

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Student at DnD Club: This book I’m reading is basically if some guys turned their DnD game into a book!

Me: That’s awesome! What’s the book called?

Student: The Adventure Zone! It’s a little inappropriate though.

Me: *explodes with excitement*

#dnd #d&d #dnd 5e #dungeons and dragons #context here i work in a middle school and am the advisor for dnd club #The Adventure Zone #taz

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Hot tip to all you young DM’s out there. If you forget to prep for a session parties can be easily distracted into doing arts and crafts for 2 hours.

#dnd #d&d #dnd 5e #dungeons and dragons #dm things #improv #planning #i totally meant for the party to spend all session doing arts and crafts

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Hello! In time for the holidays(I hope!) I bring y’all the Circle of Winter! A druid circle about harnessing the icy power of winter! Hope you enjoy!

It’ll be up on my other blog this Monday!

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You killed her!

After the party we’re all sent to prison...

Rook to the warden: Fucking fight me, you won’t.

Warden: let’s fucking go.

Warden: punches Rook in the face.

Rook: I fall down.

Solana: I cast feign death!

As the whole party proceeds to borderline start a prison riot against the warden and they get out of jail in a deal to be quiet about the state of the city prison.

#dnd #d&d #dnd 5e #dungeons and dragons #dm things #wiley smilies #feign death

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I’ve decided that instead of writing a campaign I’m just going to start using episodes of BBC’s Merlin as session outlines.

#merlin #dnd #d&d #dnd 5e #dungeons and dragons #dm things #im mostly joking

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I demand to speak to your manager.

After having one really long night, involving a tough fight, a revivify usage, and some interrogation the party finally left the ship, to be stopped by the city guard. With no spell slots left, barely any hit points, and smelling like they hadn’t bathed in weeks, Rook pulled out her Noble pettigree and stopped the party from being arrested by demanding to speak to the manager.

#dnd #d&d #dnd 5e #dungeons and dragons #dm things #I cast speak with manager #I cast disguise self and become Karen #The Wiley Smilies #rook #Steve technically got arrested but he shot at the guards before he realized they were guards #Steve

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watching a group of voice actors sit around a table and improvise a story together has been more entertaining, moving, and insightful than watching a show with a massive budget, dedicated production designers, and talented actors

#dnd #d&d #dnd 5e #dungeons and dragons #critical role #vox machina #the mighty nein

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When your Players roll bad perception checks:

#one of my players sent me this #dnd #d&d #dnd 5e #dungeons and dragons #dm things

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Attention Critter Animators!

So you know those Instagram videos Ashley posts where she’s just dancing in her living room having a party? What if somebody animated Yasha/Pike dancing the same way?

#dnd #critical role #ashley johnson #pike trickfoot #yasha nydoorin #artists on tumblr #animation #animators on tumblr #dungeons and dragons

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Jack Grey: I want to hit the lock with my axe.

DM: Ok, roll and attack.

Jack Grey: I rolled a 9.

DM: It’s not moving you hit, roll damage.

Jack Grey: what dice?

DM: d10

Jack Grey: I rolled 11.

DM: you rolled an 11 on a d10?

Jack Grey: Yup.

#dnd #d&d #dnd 5e #dungeons and dragons #dm things #shitmyplayersdo #Wiley Smilies

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Blame @2impostors and @thegreyhunt on twitter

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Not to sound overdramatic, but deciding to watch Critical Role might be one of the best decisions I’ve ever made.

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