those posts about “stop acting like other smps are better, we’re all mcyt and dsmp isn’t bad just because some of their people are bad” are so funny. like sorry, maybe just watch people who aren’t bad people lmao
Bad: You don't have anything to be afraid of. We're friends. ...Aren't we?
This entire horror movie bit Missa and Bad did today was incredible. Es cine 🚬
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Missa: Where are the raccoons, man?
Bad: What raccoon?
Missa: Badboyhalo, what did you do? What did you do? Badboy-
Bad: Nothing, Missa.
Missa: I'm getting scared for real, by the way.
Bad: Why are you scared, Missa?
Missa: Oh, nothing, it's just that– [Mumbles]
Bad: You don't have anything to be afraid of. We're friends. ...Aren't we?
Missa: Of course we're friends, of course we are.
Bad: That was a nice picture you had. You're not gonna... you're not gonna show that picture to anyone, right?
Missa: [Throws the picture] Umm-
[Lightning strikes the photo, destroying it instantly]
Bad: ...Hmm. Huh! That problem's taken care of.
Missa: You're not the real Badboyhalo.
Bad: We're friends, right Missa?
Missa: I don't know. I don't know. Are we?
Bad: Of course we are. Friends look out for each other, right?
Missa: What did you do to those rabbits?
[A sound like a ringing phone suddenly echoes nearby]
Missa: Oh, look– it's time to go! That's my alarm to– I gotta go, Badboyhalo! I- I- that's my alarm for "Get the fck out of here" so it's alright, I've gotta- I gotta be like, on time for my– [SCREAMS]
I really love the difference between dsmp schlatt and sdmp schlatt, dsmp schlatt is always depicted in fanworks as this menacing, evil figure, he's canonically an alcoholic and is only ever seen in a suit and shouting, on the other hand sdmp schlatt is so much more relaxed in comparison, he's depicted in cozy, warm clothing in fanart, his hobbies include fishing and checking his mail, he's a disgruntled old man, yes, but he's never actively malicious, while I dislike considering the dsmp as canon to any other servers former dsmp members join, I do kind of love how putting the two versions of schlatt's mc character side-by-side implies a sense of healing that his character on the dsmp didn't initially get