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To the people who reblogged saying they liked this idea I’m already working on character/story outlines! I will try to make my dream a reality of sorts lol

I was watching a 70s-80s era movie called ‘Anihilation’ (spelled like that). It was about a man who was on the run from the police and government for stealing a key to a device that could destroy the world and it starred Mark Hamill. It looked so bad it was good and I’m disappointed I can’t watch it again.

#anihilation #mark hamill #i have too much free time

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Happy May the Fourth!

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sorry professor I could not do this assignment. there are fictional characters in my head.

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new reblog game! where have YOU guys nearly drowned?

#when i was a kid #my friend and his dad went out really far in the ocean #and told the rest of us not to follow them #but i was stupid and did it anyway #i got hit by a huge wave and got pulled under #right when i finally found which way was up #another friend pulled me out

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Dogs🐶🔊

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vampire x werewolf couples >>>>>>>

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From now on if I disagree with anything you guys say I’m just going to say ‘this violates the prime directive’ and there’s nothing you can do about it

#shitpost #star trek #prime directive #i’m still here #i know this isn’t the right context #but it’s funny #so deal with it

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Reblogging this for Halloween!

Since it’s Halloween I thought I’d make something kinda special!

Halloween/horror movie characters as shitposts:

Michael Myers

Nancy Thompson about Freddy Krueger

Gomez Addams

Beetlejuice

Herbert West

Carrie White

Wendy Torrance

Hannibal Lecter

Patrick Bateman

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sometimes plushies make me cry because it’s like. they’re little guys made to be loved. their only purpose is to be held and hugged and loved. we made them because we love making things and we love loving things. and they’re so cute

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bc that’s how long it took me to come up with a response to such a misunderstanding of satire... and idek who you are either

god what have i done

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god what have i done

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all the best badass male fantasy heroes aren't cool bc they have a magic sword and an cool backstory btw. aragorn and geralt of rivia would be nothing if they weren't also, fundamentally, horse girls

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Kitchen Nightmares is really just like

Owners: i don't know why my restaurant is failing. Chef Ramsey please help

Ramsey: hello i am Gordon Ramsay. How is the food

Owners: we have the best food

*food comes out*

Gordon: this is an alive rat

Owners: our customers love te alive rat. We have the best food. Every day they order the alive rat.

*dinner service*

Customer: oh my god this is an alive rat

Waitress: is everything okay?

Customer: no it's an alive rat

*food is sent back*

Owner: this has never happened before. Fuck you Gordon Ramsay you should just leave. People love the alive rat

*Gordon goes in the freezer*

Gordon: there are 25 molds unknown to science. The rats have set up a lab to study them. Blimey. Scientist rats. They've unionized.

*later*

Gordon: your food is bad

Owner: no!!!!!!!!

Gordon: yes

Owner: oh my god our food is bad

*remodel, menu change*

Owner: oh my god Gordon Ramsay you saved my life thank you so much

Gordon: promise never to serve alive rats again, yeah?

Owner: yes of course

*end of episode*

Gordon: ratatouille ammirite? *He walks away chuckling*

End card: the restaurant was shut down three months later because they went back to serving alive rats.

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anyway

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Amazing

I went to a Paul McCartney concert and met him and then he led me backstage by the hand and asked me how much I knew about the 60s before he pulled out a gun that shot LSD out of it and told me I was going to take a trip and he got me before I could run away.

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HELP

From a buzzfeed article about celebrities who are assholes, and this made me laugh really hard.