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I'M SORRY-

#haha im not dead #jjk #jjk spoiler

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isn’t it weird how it’s already february but it’s also only february

#february

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happy new year’s eve lesbians!!!!!!

#new year's eve #lesbian #lgbtq

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ppl out there are doing things with their life and here is me, eating feta with chopsticks

#shitpost #not dead yet

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

#christmas #halloween

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Join my Discord server for Huaishang!!

#huaishang #danmei #poyun #tunhai #discord

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#jorts

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Not to critique evolution, but I would think orange and black stripes wouldn’t be as good for camouflage in a forest as, say, green and black would.

#evolution

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happy 19th!! heres a redraw from each episode To Celebrate

#dhmis #don't hug me i'm scared #art

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Emoji Review: Moons

Apple: Thomas the Tank Engine. Doesn’t really look like the moon and I don’t like how he’s side eyeing me. 6/10

WhatsApp: A discount Thomas the Tank Engine. Worse. 5/10

Microsoft: Finally! A friendly lad! And one that almost looks like a moon! 10/10

LG: This is cursed and I do not like. 2/10

Emojidex: This is the devil. I am scared for my life. He is staring into my soul. I asked it for a for a hamburger, but it turns out I don’t really exist. Where I was originally standing, a picture of a hamburger rests on the ground. Why are we speaking German? A mime cries softly as he cradles a young cow. Your grandfather stares at you as the cow falls apart into patties. You look down only to see me with pickles for eyes, I am singing the song that gives birth to the universe. 🍔/10

#emoji #moon #hagsdfhasygjdhk

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#cursed images #thomas the tank engine

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i entered the depths of internet hell and came out with a gif of a tree on fire after a lightning strike 

#nice #trees #fire #arson is fun #lightning

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Because of my very obvious lack of a life, I did this.

Everyone go read Lie Huo Jiao Chou by Priest.

#priest #lie huo jiao chou #meme

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touch

#omg #lyrics

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wwx tattoo artist au: xian-gege edition

#! #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #art #wei wuxian #a yuan #lan sizhui #look the bb

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#...wow #fashion #cursedness

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So I got bored

#tianbao fuyao lu #legend of exorcism #donghua #meme #hey i'm not dead yet