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"was that necessary ? youre part of the richest crew on the seas.

-you too, and you still have a ton of debts :p

-your gf is at the head of the most wealthy island of grandline you could-

- no :p

#THEY ARE MY FOREVER #THE ULTIMATE MLM WLW HOSTILITY FRIENDSHIP #THEY ARE BESTIES AHHHHH

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domiciles

#I love this amoeba #this half tamed creature

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they are not going to talk about this when they wake up (bigger version)

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#I appreciate this shadow

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#my ankle never set right #it juts out at a weird angle and doesn’t have full rotation anymore #but it doesn’t hurt so bad anymore and keeps me upright and steady #what a wonder to hurt #what a wonder to heal

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WHERE are the hilson PERVERTS at. not the hilson truthers but the nasty perverts who are posting about who’s fisting who and also drawing them doing it. I see your fanfiction but where Are You on tumblr or even twitter don’t make me do this alone…

#this post is objectively the funniest fuckin thing I’ve ever read #the answer is that house is - #and I mean this with great sincerity and full belief #- laying flat on his back doing NO work #that 1975 lyric that’s like ‘i never fucked in a car I was lyin/I do it laying down on my back not tryin’ #now THAT is house #so sick of y’all makin him active he is the brattiest laziest princess I’ve ever seen /hj #Wilson is pickin up the slack tho he loves to provide #Wilson is a glutton for pathetic performancers and house might as well take his show to Vegas #to simplify: house does nothing and wilson enjoys the responsibility of being solely in charge of their enjoyment #(most of this is /hj) #(or is it) #rhetorical perversion is one of the funnier phrases I’ve read in my life

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hi guys i’m back. school’s been busy lol

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my favorite thing about robert sean leonard is his career trajectory was clearly supposed to be Vaguely-Known But Respected Serious Theater Actor and instead he made ten million dollars on Fox by repeatedly putting his hands on his hips and sighing in a gay way

#I simply adore rsl

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house 🤝 wilson

early gay crush was a guy with the highlighted quality of “he had a car”

#HAHAHAHAHAHA

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they're insufferable

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last kiss

#what if I started violently tweaking #fav #FAVFAVFAV #absolutely wretching over this /pos

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people talk a lot on here about wilson accepting house in his whole messed up neurotic entirety but not enough people talk about the inverse. wilson is an incredibly neurotic personality, and although house jibes him constantly for it, in practice he is actually very touchingly accepting and accomodating. i just watched 6x19 which is the episode house tries to break up sam and wilson by doing all of wilson's pet-peeves like stacking dishes in the dishwasher wrong so he'll blame sam and resent her. which yeah is hilariously possessive on the surface. but it also implies that 1. house is aware enough of wilson's eccentricities that he can immediately spot when something is going to irritate him, such as the whole milk-in-the-fridge-door thing, and 2. that house is not only reflexively aware of these eccentricities, but also that he accomodates them enough in their everyday lives that a re-emergence of these annoyances is noticeable to wilson. to the point he correalates it with sam re-entering his life instead of house meddling. and also maybe 3. that house is aware enough of wilson's behaviour and body language that he picks up on what annoys wilson without wilson having to tell him, because wilson hates doing that, or that wilson is comfortable enough around house that he doesn't mind sharing these pet-peeves with him even though he doesn't like sharing them with his romantic partners.

house hates things he veiws as illogical or pointless, he rags on wilson for his obsessiveness about health and appearances, but he also cares enough about wilson to actively change his behaviours to accomodate the things that irritate him. he puts the milk in the body of the fridge instead of the door, not because it's suggested he cares at all about prolonging its shelf life, but because he knows wilson cares. sam balks at wilson and disdainfully suggests he has ocd (which i consider a win for my personal projection onto wilson, but that's besides the point) when wilson brings up his own perfectionism. but house accepts wilson in his neurotic entirety, and accomodates him so that they can live together relatively happily. to me, that suggests that house understands wilson's obsessive tendencies better than most 'regular' people, probably because of his own obsessive tendencies, which makes them complement eachother quite well. wilson is the exception for house, house would give up his crusade against pointlessness and his desire to push people's buttons if it meant keeping wilson around. he'd do it all the while complaining, but he'd still do it. this is the kind of thing that really strikes me bc it shows how comfortable and routine house's love for wilson is. it's domestic, it's relenting, it's just who they are. house's love for wilson is lived-in.

#crying so violently #their love is well worn

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i don’t even fucking care

#this fuckin show man #op is right. I DONT even fuckin Care (im lying)

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House & Wilson | I'm Your Man

hello house fandom. may toxic old man yaoi be upon you

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this came to me in a vision

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House M.D. cast in a nutshell

Lawful annoying

Black

kissed a child once

Bisexual

Crippled bisexual

only person who doesn't know he's gay

she definitely has boobs

EXTRAS:

Larger, scarier, richer black man

cop

giver of surprise surgeries

Steve the rat (he's perfect. no comment needed)

Bastard (the father)

#this is what the casting call looked like

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such a pretty shot

#i’m actually obsessed #omg #screaming quite loudly #fav #favfavfav