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I’m glad you’re back! You’re a very cool person, and I hope you’re doing well :)

well thank u ! appreciate it lol i am doing okay !

#back on this blog mostly to go back through my posts to find when i figured out i was trans #but might sorta be Back? idk lmao #asks #anon

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....hey folks howve yall been

#its been a year and a half

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ive gotten to the point of “im a very busy and boring academic” where i consider art history a HOBBY. i dont have any hobbies anymore except for learning about things i find interesting.

#and video games. but thats a given #my professor keeps saying 'ill make you an art historian yet' like. no hilary. #this is for fun. if i made this my career i wouldnt have fun anymore #mine

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ACAB also applies to golfers for some reason it just feels right

#my dad golfs he deserves this

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Fuck off! It’s Thursday! Don’t Forget to submerge yourself in a false persona and forget who you truly are! 

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Jellycat Blossom Cream Bunny (Girl With A Pearl Earring, Johannes Vermeer)

Ko-fi / Instagram

#this is so cute my art history prof would love this #she hates vermeer

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Oh hey its Zamb from Cats tour 6!

Zamb is such an adorable Skimbleshanks, I absolutely adore the way they look as this character <3

#WAHHHHHHHHHHHH #omgggg i love them #<333333 #skimbleshanks my beloved

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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

#made it and finished my senior comprehensive today :)

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pro tip: use ur boyfriend as a blanket

#wtf i miss them #carry on

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Its never gonna be like it used to be

#HUH?

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$249,000/2 br

New Cumberland, PA

#FUCKKKKKKKK #oh my god yall

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Gripping my bathroom sink repeating I am not afraid to keep on living I am not afraid to walk this world alone

#me chanting mcr songs like a mantra

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if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

#me when i tease and bully my friends to try and make them fall in love with me

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already got a blazed marvel post. the adpocalypse is closer than we think so heres your daily PSA

don't interact with corporate tumblr accounts

yes even to dunk on them. i don't care if you have the sickest burn of the century lined up, don't even give them the time of day

the eventual and inevitable fall of twitter marks a change in the advertising industry, and tumblr is unclaimed territory. if we want tumblr to remain the social media bastion it has become, it needs to remain as unappealing to corporations as possible. do not engage. in a marketing strategist's eyes, any kind of attention is good attention. don't "silence, brand" them. don't kungpowpenis them. don't send them hate anons. don't hate-follow them. corporate tumblrs are not a single entity and they will not be harassed off this site. we only have a shot at repelling them because of tumblr's lack of an algorithm. so turn off recommended posts on your dashboard, put it chronological order, and install an adblocker. if you don't seek out these blazed posts and actively ignore them when they happen upon you, the corporations will starve. in this case, the best kind of protest is a silent one

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are. are keyboard smashes a thing. on tumblr.

#watching children lose it stressing over 'will they like me?' is hysterical #no one cares what you post and it is almost impossible to get cancelled or end up on a block list

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everyone thank evilmario666 for firing the rent-lowering gunshots

#THANKS EVILMARIO #i love you

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American Psycho (2000) dir. Mary Harron

#hes yelling at me