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e-elizabeth-l · 2 years

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Bruce and Damian : * fighting *

Steph: isn’t this the third time and its only Monday

Tim: I’m not awake enough for this

Jason: their arguments are as explosive as dick’s and bruce

Duke: Should I call Alfred

Cass: * puts hands on his shoulders and shakes her head *

*a phone ring *

Damian : * takes it out *

Damian: let’s finish this conversation another time

Damian: I have your competition on the phone

Bruce: Damian I need you to stop this nonsense-

Damian: I heard you father but your competition is not going to wait forever

Duke: who do you think he’s talking about?

Jason: my bet is on Talia they’ve been on good terms lately

Tim: I think it’s Selina they hang out a lot together

Steph: It’s Dick

Damian: hello Richard

Steph: *holding out her hands* I told you bitches now pay up

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*Damian, Jon, Collin, and Maya arguing as if they aren’t tied up*

Random villain henchman: stop talking

Damian and Maya: *looking intensely at an object on the henchman’s wrist*

RVH:*starting to get nervous*

Damian: انا هدرت معاك ؟ (did I talk to you)

RVH: no

Maya: جاوبتك ؟ (did I answer you)

RVH: no

Damian: بيني و بينك شي حاجة ؟ (is there something between us)

RHV: no

Maya: تتعرفني ؟ (do you know me)

RVH: no

Damian: نوض سير فحالك ؟ (just leave)

RVH: ok... wait

RVH: how did you know I know Darija

Damian: you are wearing a خميسة so I concluded that you were North African or you could be middle eastern but you would have known Arabic

Maya: and the fact that you answered immediately makes it obvious

RVH: that’s quite smart

Damian and Maya: *smug* I know

RVH, Damian, and Maya: *continue to talk in Darija*

Jon and Colin: *confused about the whole situation but not really surprised *

(Khmissa) خميسة: a hand-shaped charm used to protect from the evil eye

Darija : what the Moroccan dialect is called

@bloodandfat I hope you like it

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e-elizabeth-l · 2 years

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Damian talking to his grandparents

part1:

Damian: my baba brother Richard Grayson is 30 years old

Damian: is a police officer in Bludhaven police Department

Damian: in my opinion, he is the kindest person in the History of the universe

Damian: my eldest sister Cassandra Cain is 28 years old

Damian: is a ballerina at the Gotham dance studio

Damian: she is the most talented person this city has ever seen

Damian: my other brother Jason Todd is 25 years old

Damian: he is a father and an English major

Damian: I believe he is the most passionate person

Damian: my second sister Stephanie Brown is 21 years old

Damian: and med student at Gotham University

Damian: I know she is the most hardworking person

Damian: my third oldest brother Timothy Drake is 21 years old

Damian: he is the CEO of Wayne enterprise with a business degree

Damian: he is the smartest person among everyone I know

Damian: my last brother Duke Thomas is 19 years old

Damian: he is a student at Gotham Academy

Damian: he is the nicest person I know

Damian: I’m sure you must be proud of them just like father is I hope you feel that way about me as well seeing as father doesn’t

Damian: I'm Damian Wayne 15 years old and I'm trying my best

Damian: nice to meet you again grandfather, grandmother, and جدي

Damian: I'm sure جدي has told you about us but I wanted to update you I've said it before and I'll say it again

Damian: your son is an asshole but he is trying his best god knows he’s not as efficient as he thinks he is without Alfred around

Damian: I miss you جدي but I hope you are in a better place

Damian: *places the finished drawing and flowers on top of the graves*

Damian: ill come back soon hopefully with some more enlightening and happy news

Damian: I know how you hated when we would be separated and unhappy or angry

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Damian: no

Jon:*walking towards him*

Damian:*walking away* no

Jon: *trying to touch his hands*yes

Damian:*pushes them away* no

Damian: Jon

Jon: what

Damian: you’re being mean

Jon: how am I being mean

Damian: stop it

Damian:*eyes tearing up* just-please stop it

Damian: I have been second to everyone my whole life

Damian: I'm always everyone's second, third, fourth, last choice but never the first

Jon:*opens his mouth*

Damian: in everything

Damian: and I will not be the person you settle for just because you cannot have jay anymore

Damian:*running hands through his hair* I won’t- I won’t do it

Damian: I-I wont’t-

Jon: Dami

Damian: not when I've spent all these years loving you

Jon: even if you despise me-

Damian: I don’t despise you

Jon: I’ve always loved you

Jon: the love I feel for you is different

Damian: would you have chosen me if jay didn't leave

Jon:

Damian: would you have picked me and not him

Jon: I don’t know

Damian: *chuckles bitterly* ok

#Damian Wayne #Damian al Ghul #Damian Wayne al ghul #jonathan kent #Jon Kent #jon lane kent #Jay Nakamura #damiijon #jondami #jonjay #angsty headcanons #angst #I CAN'T I LOVE THEM SO MUCH #but I also love angst sooo #amy march #laurie laurence #little women

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e-elizabeth-l · 2 years

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how Jon came to know about Damian being an artist

Jon: *shock*you did that *pointing at a drying painting*

Damian: yeah just this morning

Jon: fudge off

Damian: what? and did you say fudge?

Jon: not the point, you did not paint that this morning

Damian:*raising an eyebrow* yes I did

Jon: you did not paint that this morning

Damian:*scowling* I did

Jon: I don’t believe you

Damian:*pointing at a doodle in the corner of the notebook’s page* you drew the pineapple

Jon: my pineapple is shit

Damian: oh it just needs a bit of shading

Jon:*rolling his eyes* oh shut up

Damian: little charcoal

Jon: where did you learn so much about art

Damian: I learn it as a coping mechanism

Damian:*murmuring* though I didn't know that at the time

Damian: *whispering*and to get validation from my mother

Jon: a coping mechanism for what

Damian: my time with the league of assassins

Jon: .....

Damian: .....

Jon: what else did you paint

Damian: *bemused* Were you angry with me for having a hobby

Jon: Evidently.... yeah

Damian: want me to show you other drawings

Jon: y’know I'm going to bug you when I have an art assignment

Damian:*turning towards him* you’re taking that as an elective?

Jon: *smug grin* yes and every year until I graduate

Damian: I fucking hate you

Jon: happy to hear it

Jon: *looking through some of Damian’s work* so which one is your favorite

Damian: *mumbling quietly* the family portrait

Jon:*being a little shit* what was that

Damian: you heard me

Jon: no I didn't

Damian: yes you did

Jon: ok I did but you have to show it to me

Damian: *grumbling about idiot Kryptonians* fine I’ll show you

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e-elizabeth-l · 2 years

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reasons Midoriya cried

(collected by class 1-A and co.)

He found out swans could be gay and thought that was really nice (Hawks was the one to tell him)

He was hungover and Koda showed him a picture of a piglet

He was watching a documentary with Iida and the fluffy bunny escaped from the arctic fox

There were no biscuits in the dorms (cried because he found out Eri ate them with the girls and she liked them )

He remembered swans could be gay

Kota held his hands without him expecting it

Bakugo cooked him dinner after a long day

Watched a video about a dog that Momo shared with him

Saw a cute baby during his internship week and they smiled at him (Ururaka was cooing at the baby as well so who would blame him)

A duck was walking alone near a lake Aoyama agreed that the duck was lonely (soda ended up having a new friend)

The old lady he helped cross the street patted his hair and told him to have a wonderful day (shoji was with him and used his arms to hide him from the public)

Aizawa didn't call him problem child and he thought that he offended him (Aizawa spent the next 30 min explaining that it was a slip and that no Midoriya didn't do anything wrong)

All might called him Izuku (he got misty-eyed so it counts he’s getting better when it first happened he sobbed for an hour )

He aced an exam he thought he would fail (though half the class were in the same predicament so)

Shinso’s cat sat in his lap for the first time without bribery or someone putting her there(she’s a very judgmental cat )

Got lost in his thought and was worried he may have been rude to Tokoyami (he wasn't Tokoyami said that he liked the silence and that dark shadow enjoyed his company as well)

Was touched that dark shadow liked him

Visited a daycare with Asui and the kids all smiled and said good morning to him

Read an article about a swan that cried after a bunch of kids dropped a bick over her nest and destroying her eggs (Sero was the one who found him like that ps he also cried after reading it )

His mom sent him a good morning and good luck and I love you text (she sends that to him every morning and it makes him tear up every time )

Todoroki brought him a ticket for the new all might movie (ps they already watched all the other movies a dozen of times)

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Talia: how do I look روحي*

Damian: so beautiful mama

Damian: how do I look

Talia: perfect

* روحي ( Rohi ) : is my soul in Arabic and is you used as a form of endearment

#Damian Wayne #Damian al Ghul #damian wayne headcanon #Talia al Ghul #damian and talia #good mom Talia #i love damian so much #and talia #arab damian wayne #Arab talia alghul #source: tiktok #incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #robin #am I obsessed with baby Damian and mama talia #yes yes I am #source: turning red

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Dick: SLADE

Dick: pick up the fucking phone

Dick: you stupid bitch

Dick: where the FUCK ARE MY SIBLINGS

Slade: *gulps*

Cass: *smiling while solving a Rubik's cube*

Jason: someone is pissed

Steph: Oh you are so dead

Barbara: good luck Slade

Duke: it was nice knowing you

Tim: pfft

Damian: I tried warning you

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Damian: you asked to meet

Talia:*looking at Jon from the corner of her eye* This is a private matter

Jon: *trying to get up to leave *

Damian:*grabs his arm and pulls him back down* Jon stays

Bruce: This is family!

Damian:*slams the table* That’s WHY he stays!

Jon: *squeezes Damian’s shoulder*

Jason: *whispering* ooh he’s pissed

Talia: *raise an eyebrow*

Bruce: Jason, you’re not helping

Jason: don’t turn this on me

Jason: I just want to get this over with

Damian: I hate to do it but I agree with Todd

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@cats-and-katanas thank you so much for the tag

No pressure tags:

@momma-alghul @cdelphiki @whore4batfam @romyjones @incorrectpercicoquotes @vi-maxwell-blog @kindaangelic

And everyone that wants to do this as well

I actually find this really pretty!! Thank you for tagging @singinprincess !!

Make yours here!

Tagging @trumpkinhotboy @everythingnerdyxoxo @imjustdreamingig @ko-ro-lrezni @angel-cap and anyone else who wants to join!

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*screaming and shouting and arguing coming out of the bat cave*

*the sound of the grandfather clock moving and a door being open and shut*

Damian: *goes straight towards Dick and hugs him with a small smirk*

Damian: Mother and father are fighting again

Dick:*hugging him back* I thought I told you to leave them alone little D

Dick: stop making them fight with each other

Jason:*made Damian do it by promising him a litter of kittens he found in an alley next to his safe house *

Tim:*poor boy sipping coffee and not even aware of what's going on, someone pls take him to bed to sleep*

Stephanie:*was there when Jason bribed Damian*

Cass:*knew about it bc Steph tells her everything *

Duke:*also knows about it bc of weekly meetings with Steph and Cass a.k.a. the cooler sibling

Damian:*looks at him with all the seriousness of a kitten* I like drama

Jason: *wheezing hyena*

Steph:*Cackling toad*

Duke:*dying duck*

Tim: *passed out on the kitchen counter*

Cass:*puts a blanket over Tim after successfully putting sleeping medicine in his decafed coffee and him not noticing the difference *

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e-elizabeth-l · 2 years

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robins and their significant other go back in time

part2: Jason and Roy

Red Hood! Jason: Oh lord...

Robin! Jason: I fucking knew I won’t stay short forever

Red Hood! Jason: *laughs loudly* so is there anything you want to know

Robin! Jason: umm...I can see that you are- I am not robin anymore

Red Hood! Jason: that’s true

Robin! Jason: did we get fired? did I not do a good job

Red Hood! Jason: we didn’t

Red Hood! Jason: And you know what, you did such a great job

Robin! Jason: *looks at the ground*

Red Hood! Jason:*crouches down* hey hey look at me

Robin! Jason:*avoids his eyes*

Red Hood! Jason:*gently holds his face and turns it towards him* look at me, hey look at me

Red Hood! Jason: I'm very proud

Robin! Jason: you are

Red Hood!Jason:*hugs tightly* I’m very very proud of you

------------meanwhile------------

Arsenal! Roy: I forgot how bad our uniform was before

Speedy! Roy: Hey! you are not the one wearing it so I don’t want to hear a beep out of you

Arsenal! Roy: *holding his hands up*ok ok I won’t say anything anymore

Speedy! Roy: But I have to say the upgrade in what we wear is appreciated

Arsenal! Roy:*smirking* I know right

Speedy! Roy: since you are from the future do you have anything that I should keep in mind

Arsenal! Roy: y’know I can’t say anything to not complicate anything in the future, yours that is

Arsenal! Roy: but one thing I want you to keep in mind is that change isn’t something you should fear and that blessings are indeed in disguise

Speedy! Roy: That-

Arsenal! Roy: I know how cringey I sound but it’s true

Arsenal! Roy: also Robin is a valuable “friend”

Speedy! Roy: What do you mean

Arsenal! Roy: you will understand later on

<-previous next ->

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Talia: we feel bad about what happened

Damian: So you’re apologizing

Bruce: yes, we are sorry

Damian: Okay, I don’t forgive you

Bruce: Damian I said I'm sorry

Damian: Yeah and I do not forgive you

Bruce: wha- but I-

Damian: you apologized, yes I heard you the first time but it still doesn't mean that everything is good

Damian: not after everything you did

Bruce:

Talia:

Damian: you do not deserve the closure you are seeking

Damian: I did everything to make you happy, to acknowledge me, to make you see me, to accept me

Damian: I bleed, I cried, I sweated, I suffered, I fought, i defended and I attacked

Damian: But it was never enough

Damian: I still love you, I still long for your validation and I hate myself for it

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ooh, this is gonna be fun! thank you @darsky17

E~ Experience by Ludovico Einaudi

E~ Easy On Me By Adele

L~ Like My Father by Jax

I~ In The Stars by Benson Boon

Z~ Zombie Heart by Stephanie Maybe

A~ All My Friends

B~ Best Thing I Never Had by Beyoncé

E~ Eyes Wide Shut

T~ Thanks For The Memories

H~ Home By Catie Turner

L~ Love Is Wicked by brick and lace

@layingwithlay @wannajointhecrabcult @itstuesdead @cats-and-katanas @momma-alghul @whitelacepants @remosdeerica @fleursdecerisier1999 @kailedyo @rayinbrown @sabasightings

URL Mixtape Game

RULES: PICK A SONG FOR EACH LETTER OF YOUR URL THEN TAG THE SAME NUMBER OF BLOGS

(I’m so screwed on that last one 🤣)

Tagged by @slytherkins ❤

R - Ruin by The Amazing Devil

I - I Alone by Live

S - Sedated by Hozier

I - Immortality by Pearl Jam

N - Not Ready To Make Nice by The Chicks

G - Golden Liar by Zeal and Ardor

P - Prince Of Darkness by Indigo Girls

H - Hurt You by Spiritbox

O - Only The Lonely by the Motels

E - Elsewhere by Sarah McLachlan

N - Nothing Compares 2 U by Chris Cornell

I - Into The West by Annie Lennox

X - XXX’s and OOO’s by Trisha Yearwood

7 - Seven Bridges Road by the Eagles

6 - Six Days On The Road by Sawyer Brown

1 - One by Metallica

*deep breath*

@peridottea91 @rhyatt-deauxtreve @letsby @raspberrymama @im-immortal @flames-bring-a-ton-of-ash @amethyst-dreams-and-candy-canes @rckyfrk @courtneyshortney82 @walkingaline @high-pot-in-noose @princessmisery666 @geminalupus @samatedeansbroccoli @thalialikeslove @mariekoukie6661

I DID IT! 🎉🎊

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Damian and Jon: *arguing and at each other's throat 10 min after their first meeting*

Clark: why can’t they just be a bit closer to each other

Bruce: *batman mode™️* hn

{*Spongebob narrator voice* 5 years later}

Damian and Jon: *still argue a bit but is more of that of old friends and with one of the best collab*

Clark: see I knew they just needed to get a little closer

Bruce: *looking at them with suspicion and dad sense’s™️ tingling * ...hn

{*Spongebob narrator voice*another 5 years later}

Damian and Jon: *dating and bickering like an old married couple*

Bruce: *angry shouting* that’s way too close

Clark:*holding him back for both his and his son's safety*

#Damian Wayne #Damian al Ghul #jonathan kent #Jon Kent #jon lane kent #jonathan samuel kent #DamiJon #jondami #damian x jon #robin #Superboy #jon loves his robin #you can bet the rest of the bat clan and supes were laughing in the background andeating popcorn #Damian and Jon are oblivious to all of this

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Damian:*drowsy with cold medicine * I wouldn't wish that upon my worst enemy

Dick:*who somehow managed to get Damian to sit next to him and cuddle* that’s very nice you of Dami

Everyone:

Damian: *sniffles*not even timothy

Cass: *petting him like a cat and don’t even question it cause it’s cass*

Tim: omg he said my first name

Damian: *coughs* unless of course... we’re talking about my enemy

Damian: Slade

Duke:*whisper* what does he have to do this

Steph:*also whispering* I have no idea

Damian: fuck you slade you know what you did

Jason:*filming the whole ordeal and totally not sending it to Talia*

Bruce: *confused Dad trying to understand how dick managed to get Damian to cuddle him*

Alfred:*patting bruce’s shoulder*

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Damian: Nightwing

Dick: yes robin

Damian: Nightwing

Damian: hi

Dick: yes, hi

Damian: *looking at the joker with an innocent look*did you know that it only takes 2 pounds of pressure to drive someone's nose bone into their brain

Dick: that’s...

a police officer: What?!

Damian: *bringing a crowbar from behind his back* 2 ponds that’s it

Joker:*remembering the time when Damian beat him up with a crowbar, and the time he ran him over with an ambulance,ect* why are you telling them this

Damian:*fake innocent smile TM* revenge

Jason: *proud* that’s my boy

#Damian Wayne #dick grayson #Jason Todd #Tim Drake #Stephanie Brown #bruce wayne #Alfred Pennyworth #cassandra cain #barbara gordon #duke thomas #kate kane #batfamily #BatFam #batfam headcanons #Headcanon #damian is a little shit and he knows it #my boy is out here striking fear in joker's heart #and he knows exactly what he is doing #joker experiences trauma just from hearing the name robin these days

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