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Y/N: So... a comb jelly is the first animal on Earth to ever exist, right?

Fugo: Yes.

Narancia: The hell is a comb jelly?

Fugo: Y/N just said it was the first animal on Earth, Narancia!

Narancia: Oh...

Y/N: Anyway... how was the first-ever jelly comb on Earth well... born? In fact, how was the first sign of life... or something... BORN?

Narancia: ...What?...

Fugo: ... *grabbing a fork silently*

Bruno, placing Fugo's hand down: Let's stop talking for a while and eat our food!

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No words, Dwayne The Croc Johnson

#dwayne johnson #crocs #no words #x reader #jojo no kimyou na bouken #kimetsu no yaiba #jojo bizarre adventure #demon slayer #cursed #blursed #memes #i need help

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Best moms in JJBA, Part 2 -5

Ig spoilers?

PART 1 WE GOT ERINA. ERINA, YOU GO GIRL!

PART 2 WE GOT LISA LISA. LISA LISA IS THE GIRL BOSS.

PART 3 WE GOT HOLY. GOTTA LOVE THAT WOMAN. BUT THERE'S ALSO ANOTHER???? IT'S SUZI Q!!!! I LOVE Y'ALL BOTH.

PART 4 WE GOT TOMOKO. DAMN TOMOKO, YOU ARE FINE AND A BADASS.

PART 5 WE GOT BRUNO. BRUNO IS THE ONLY MALE HERE BUT A MOM. BEST MALE MOM OUT THERE.

CHANGE MY MIND, I'LL HAVE THEM AS MY MOM AND STILL BE HAPPY! EVEN IF ALL SIX. BEST MOMS OUT THERE FAM

#JJBA #jojo bizarre adventure #jjba vento auero #jojo no kimyou na bouken #bruno bucciarati #lisa lisa #holy kujo #tomoko higashikata #suzi q #erina pendleton

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SPOILERS FOR FNAF SECURITY BREACH!!

and yes, I'm aware this blog is Jojo but I just needed to share this...

Yeah, FNAF Security Breach is amazing but why is nobody talking about Gregory looking like that? I'm concerned about why Freddy thought it was a good idea to let the 12-year-old sassy gremlin child even drive the car. He looks like he's going to murder your entire family... and he will if he wanted to.

Gregory with an actual gun, though? Yeah, the first thing he'll probably do is shoot the Map S.T.A.F.F Bot. As mentioned before, he said,

"Ugh! I hate that thing!" (or as my "amazing" memory says so)

Gregory does not like it. Especially when he ran into the Map S.T.A.F.F Bot and whipped it off. Making the creepy, chaotic face we see above.

Second, I think it'd be Chica. Counting how many times you see her around. She's all over the place and the first enemy you encounter and interact with. Chica already got folded by Gregory. But I don't think it'll really stop her, she got crushed by the trash compacter. Voicebox taken. Got her beak crushed by Gregory. And she still stands. But after he messes her up, I think the gun will come in handy by that period. She's immune to a ton of things. But if it was the originals then they will immediately get broken.

Third, it'll be little Music Man. Or at least Gregory tries. It's not possible. It moves in a zig-zag when outside the vents. And inside the vents, it goes in a circle. And it moves rapidly. He'll only waste ammo. But it's worth the shot.

Fourth(or third), Roxanne. You see her more than Montgomery, or Monty. Because of her speed, I think it'd be a little harder when you're running from her and you have to reload, that takes time. But it's definitely possible, far from impossible. Because of her narcissism and the way she thinks, she'll underestimate Gregory. Gregory is a clever, chaotic child. And when he's devoted to something he'll do it. He's not a pussy. But once you shoot her, she'll have a mental breakdown. Again, narcissism. At the start of the game, you see Roxanne talking to herself. Hyping herself up. Basically, being a narcissist. And, one of her quotes is,

"I bet I'm your favourite?"

Obviously, it's not true. But when you hear her talking to the mirror, she says,

"Everybody loves you."

She's hyping herself up. Basically saying how everything about her IS perfect. And you hear Roxanne crying when you get far enough in the game. Everything about her has to be perfect. It's a narcissistic thought but it's clear that she thinks that way.

Fifth, Monty. Monty is strong and clearly has anger issues. So I don't think it'll be possible. He'll hurt Gregory, and I'm pretty sure that's his intention throughout the game when he gets more pissed off. In the Boss Battle, I think Monty will harm Gregory. Again, anger issues. But he's not ALLOWED to. So at first, he restrains himself when he doesn't catch Gregory. Going around the middle, I bet it's harder to restrain himself. And at the end, he just snaps, I'm assuming. Again, anger issues.

But if it's Gregory we're talking about, yes, he will shoot Monty. Because he's a more recent animatronic, his body and endoskeleton will be stronger. Bonnie broke down and they replaced him with Monty. You don't see him in parts & services but I think they threw him out. In the messages, they talk about replacing Bonnie with Monty because of the fame and money their receiving BECAUSE they did that. Meaning, they quickly fixed another animatronic up but more beefed up than the others. And replaced Bonnie. So it'll take multiple shots to take him out.

Sixth, probably Vanny. But because of her glitchiness and such, it's impossible. Like, seriously impossible. Your vision glitches out when she's near you. You could barely see her. Yes, you can shoot her when she's far away. But with her glitchiness, the bullet would probably glitch out. Which will be very cool for detail yet very frustrating for the player.

And the people he took mercy on...

First, it's Freddy. Everyone knows this by now. Freddy is the himbo father, of course not! Gregory will never.

Second, Vanessa. Because she's human. It's illegal and that'll be a homicide. But, I'm a 50/50 with this one. All of this happened because Vanessa is chasing him. If Gregory shoots Vanessa, I don't think he'll give two shits. Either way, if she dies or not. Gregory probably doesn't want to get arrested and hunted down by the police. If it was legal then he will shoot Vanessa. Plus, Vanessa was kind of a dick to Freddy so Gregory will probably get mad.

Third, huge Music Man. No words. But for the people who say he will, no he won't. Music Man is huge and nothing will barely happen to him. Gregory can't hit a weak spot if he has multiple hands and legs. It'll just add a hole and Music Man will get furious and just unalive Gregory. Plus Music Man's place as HOLES in it. He can just crawl into one and be fine.

Fourth, Sundrop. Why would you ever want to shoot Sundrop? He's harmless! You monster! He only bans you for breaking his ONE rule. That's respectable. He lets you do anything, just don't break his ONE rule. Plus, he just wants to have fun with you. He's so gentle with you too. Why would you ever want to hurt him? But because of Moondrop, it's understandable. But if you hurt Moondrop, you hurt Sundrop. So Gregory can't shoot Moondrop. But he will if he could've.

The moral of the story is, don't fuck with Gregory. Just don't. He can and will fold you. Even if he looks innocent. But there's nothing innocent about the picture above. Looks like he came from hell, more powerful than the lord of hell itself.

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e1-bi · 2 years

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virgin rat bastard... you're not wrong but ouch-

Cursed Creature here

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finally thinking of yourself ✨

thinking about the most perfect person in the world rn part 2

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Somebody: I hate Jojo!

Me: Y'know... hating Jojo is a Jojo reference... You know quite a lot for somebody who hates Jojo...

Dio Brando: JONATHAN JOESTAR, I SEE WE MEET YET AGAIN!

Jonathan Joestar: DIO!!

#jojo bizarre adventure #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojo part 1 #dio brando #jojo kimyou na bouken #jonathan joestar

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Wide as in: "If you say that song I'll automatically know it" type of wide?

Pretty sure I sent in an ask of my favourite songs but bet, ig

Arabella by Artic Monkeys Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana IV. Sweatpants by Childish Gambino Collard Greens by ScHoolboy Q Two Trucks by Lemon demon Take A Slice by Glass Animals chase by batta

Unavailable, your name is hard to spell. But if anyone said their music tastes, you'll be like: "Bestie we have the same music taste!" "Yours is dark academia/academia. Mine is retro." "Shhh" "But—" "SHHH"

my AESTHETIC is academia but my music taste is wide

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PREQUEL TO THE, "Giorno, look at my ______!"

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how you guys met 🍒

#1 is female pronouns - she/her. #2 is male pronouns - he/him. #3 is non-binary pronouns - they/them

#1 narancia ghirga x f!reader - she/her *if it's not your pronouns/gender, continue scrolling until you see red text, either marked as #2 or #3!* *⋆*❀❁❀*⋆*❀❁❀*⋆*❀❁❀*⋆*❀❁❀

A beautiful young lady was strolling around the alleyways. Underage people were taking drugs from drug dealers. It was quite saddening. She couldn't do anything about it. The only thing she could do about it is threaten them and beat them up. Sometimes with her stand. But that doesn't really do much, does it? It's the entirety of Naples. From one alleyway to another, it sucked.

Until she met Bruno, Bruno Buccirati. That's when the chaos started to occur when she laid her eyes on Narancia Ghirga. The encounter was... peculiar.

[ L. Y/N ] ↪ ᐥ Wanna listen to Snoop dog? ᐥ

G. NA ↪ ᐥ Hell yeah! ᐥ

Bruno was confused as hell. No, not Bruno. EVERYBODY. (excluding Giorno, he wasn't there.) Narancia and [Y/N] got along well. They messed around with each other a lot. And soon, they developed feelings for each other. Narancia became more clingy, [Y/N] became more hostile to people who even breathed in his direction. But not the gang, they're amazing.

And then [Y/N] casually just asked him out. Narancia was ecstatic. Euphoria was written all over his expression. They told the gang and the gang was like: "K."

Didn't give two shits. Mista had to admit he was jealous that his homeboy got a girlfriend before him but was supportive, nonetheless. [Y/N] and the gang got along pretty well too.

But [Y/N] had to leave the gang, everybody was saddened.

G. NA ↪ ᐥ Does this mean it'll be the end for us?... ᐥ

[ L. Y/N ] ↪ ᐥ Narababy, I'm not leaving you. I'm still going to be in touch with you guys and hang out with y'all. I just can't be in the gang anymore. ᐥ

Narancia sighed in relief, not just him, everyone in the gang. So they all kept in touch with each other until [Y/N] had to leave Naples for a month and that's when Giorno came. When she came back to Naples, Narancia decided to introduce her to Giorno. And all that happened.

#2 narancia ghirga x m!reader - he/him *if it's not your pronouns/gender, continue scrolling until you see red text, it's #3! Or scroll back up to #1!*

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A handsome young man was strolling around the alleyways. Underage people were taking drugs from drug dealers. It was quite saddening. He couldn't do anything about it. The only thing he could do about it is threaten them and beat them up. Sometimes with his stand. But that doesn't really do much, does it? It's the entirety of Naples. From one alleyway to another, it sucked.

Until he met Bruno, Bruno Buccirati. That's when the chaos started to occur when he laid his eyes on Narancia Ghirga. The encounter was... peculiar.

[ L. Y/N ] ↪ ᐥ Wanna listen to Snoop dog? ᐥ

G. NA ↪ ᐥ Hell yeah! ᐥ

Bruno was confused as hell. No, not Bruno. EVERYBODY. (excluding Giorno, he wasn't there.) Narancia and [Y/N] got along well. They messed around with each other a lot. And soon, they developed feelings for each other. Narancia became more clingy, [Y/N] became more hostile to people who even breathed in his direction. But not the gang, they're amazing.

And then [Y/N] casually just asked him out. Narancia was ecstatic. Euphoria was written all over his expression. They told the gang and the gang was like: "K."

Didn't give two shits. Mista had to admit he was jealous that his homeboy got somebody before him but was supportive, nonetheless. [Y/N] and the gang got along pretty well too.

But [Y/N] had to leave the gang, everybody was saddened.

G. NA ↪ ᐥ Does this mean it'll be the end for us?... ᐥ

[ L. Y/N ] ↪ ᐥ Narababy, I'm not leaving you. I'm still going to be in touch with you guys and hang out with y'all. I just can't be in the gang anymore. ᐥ

Narancia sighed in relief, not just him, everyone in the gang. So they all kept in touch with each other until [Y/N] had to leave Naples for a month and that's when Giorno came. When he came back to Naples, Narancia decided to introduce him to Giorno. And all that happened.

#3 narancia ghirga x nb!reader - they/them *if it's not your pronouns/gender, scroll up until you see red text, either marked as #1 or #2!*

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A divine young person was strolling around the alleyways. Underage people were taking drugs from drug dealers. It was quite saddening. They couldn't do anything about it. The only thing they could do about it is threaten them and beat them up. Sometimes with their stand. But that doesn't really do much, does it? It's the entirety of Naples. From one alleyway to another, it sucked.

Until they met Bruno, Bruno Buccirati. That's when the chaos started to occur when they laid their eyes on Narancia Ghirga. The encounter was... peculiar.

[ L. Y/N ] ↪ ᐥ Wanna listen to Snoop dog? ᐥ

G. NA ↪ ᐥ Hell yeah! ᐥ

Bruno was confused as hell. No, not Bruno. EVERYBODY. (excluding Giorno, he wasn't there.) Narancia and [Y/N] got along well. They messed around with each other a lot. And soon, they developed feelings for each other. Narancia became more clingy, [Y/N] became more hostile to people who even breathed in his direction. But not the gang, they're amazing.

And then [Y/N] casually just asked him out. Narancia was ecstatic. Euphoria was written all over his expression. They told the gang and the gang was like: "K."

Didn't give two shits. Mista had to admit he was jealous that his homeboy got somebody before him but was supportive, nonetheless. [Y/N] and the gang got along pretty well too.

But [Y/N] had to leave the gang, everybody was saddened.

G. NA ↪ ᐥ Does this mean it'll be the end for us?... ᐥ

[ L. Y/N ] ↪ ᐥ Narababy, I'm not leaving you. I'm still going to be in touch with you guys and hang out with y'all. I just can't be in the gang anymore. ᐥ

Narancia sighed in relief, not just him, everyone in the gang. So they all kept in touch with each other until [Y/N] had to leave Naples for a month and that's when Giorno came. When they came back to Naples, Narancia decided to introduce them to Giorno. And all that happened.

sorry if the pronouns were wrong.

this is the end.

goodbye.

stop reading.

well if you're still reading at least engage with this post.

#jojo bruno #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jjba golden wind #jojo bizarre adventure #jojo bizarre adventure golden wind #jjba vento auero #bruno #bruno bucciarati #golden wind #narancia x male reader #narancia x reader #jjba narancia #jojo narancia #narancia x female reader #narancia x non binary reader #bucciarati gang #jjba bruno #bucci gang

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1 = FEMALE, 2 = MALE, 3 = NON-BINARY

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Narancia, holding [Y/N]'s hand: Giorno, look at my girlfriend!

Y/N: Go kill yourself.

Narancia: Isn't she amazing!?

Giorno: 🧍‍♂️

Abbacchio: Amazing indeed. You landed a nice girlfriend.

Bruno: Abbacchio no-

Y/N: ABBACCHIO YES.

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Narancia, holding [Y/N]'s hand: Giorno, look at my boyfriend!

Y/N: Go kill yourself.

Narancia: Isn't he amazing!?

Giorno: 🧍‍♂️

Abbacchio: Amazing indeed. You landed a nice boyfriend.

Bruno: Abbacchio no-

Y/N: ABBACCHIO YES.

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Narancia, holding [Y/N]'s hand: Giorno, look at my lover!

Y/N: Go kill yourself.

Narancia: Aren't they amazing!?

Giorno: 🧍‍♂️

Abbacchio: Amazing indeed. You landed a nice lover.

Bruno: Abbacchio no-

Y/N: ABBACCHIO YES.

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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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YO TRYING THIS AGAIN????? OMFG

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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Idk, you called me a homophobe so you're accusing me. But I don't think?????????????

Well, why do you think I'm accusing you of something for FORGETTING an ask I sent in like... yesterday?

Currently laughing at 5'1" people rn

Damn, it's fun being 6'4".

ONLY DISADVANTAGE?

NONE!

PERFECT AIR

I COULD STOMP ON YOU

LMFAO SOMETIMES I CAN'T SEE Y'ALL 5'1" PEOPLE CAUSE Y'ALL TOO SHORT-

Especially the 4'11" people. I know y'all out there, just can't see y'all

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*cough cough*

were you not 6' 5"?

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What's the harm of trying this? :)

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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*cough*

OH, WHEN DID THIS GET HERE? OH, I SEE! I HAVE ADHD AND MY BRAIN IS SLOW!? GOT IT!!!

Asshole

Currently laughing at 5'1" people rn

Damn, it's fun being 6'4".

ONLY DISADVANTAGE?

NONE!

PERFECT AIR

I COULD STOMP ON YOU

LMFAO SOMETIMES I CAN'T SEE Y'ALL 5'1" PEOPLE CAUSE Y'ALL TOO SHORT-

Especially the 4'11" people. I know y'all out there, just can't see y'all

⁜※🍒※⁜

*cough cough*

were you not 6' 5"?

#CancelUnavailableMovement

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ME BEING HOMOPHOBIC???? SAYS YOU! YOU'RE BEING E1PHOBIC!

I GOT SCREENSHOTS PROVING YOU MESSING MY HEIGHT UP AND NOW COMING AT ME FOR CORRECTING MYSELF

TRY ME!!! CAUGHT YOU LACKING BRO

Currently laughing at 5'1" people rn

Damn, it's fun being 6'4".

ONLY DISADVANTAGE?

NONE!

PERFECT AIR

I COULD STOMP ON YOU

LMFAO SOMETIMES I CAN'T SEE Y'ALL 5'1" PEOPLE CAUSE Y'ALL TOO SHORT-

Especially the 4'11" people. I know y'all out there, just can't see y'all

⁜※🍒※⁜

*cough cough*

were you not 6' 5"?

#CancelUnavailableMovement

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