earthquakesoup

[earthquakesoup]

I’d love to have the same carefree, loving life, 15 brain cells attitude of the Jellycat Lobster.

#i want them #look at it #so cute #so dumb #little baby #what? #quotes #he’s so perfect #lobster #no braincells #i’m not crying you are #jellycat

[earthquakesoup]

Yeah sex is nice, but have you ever heard of domestic bliss?

#lgbtq #queer #wlw nsft

[earthquakesoup]

I want a girlfriend

That's it... thats the post

#single wlw #wlw community #lgbtq #quotes #bi visibility #queer #university #brita filter #drink water #thirsty #pro nothing just using the tags #notprojustusehashtags #ah ha ha #like actually #please #i need a girlfriend

[earthquakesoup]

Can I please just skip the talking stage, and just skip to the part where I cook dinner with my girlfriend, and dance around the kitchen.

#lgbtq #quotes #bi visibility #queer #university #lesbian #wlw community #wlw tag #wlw aesthetic #single wlw #i need a girlfriend #girls who like girls #girlfriend #please

[earthquakesoup]

My hair is looking extra fluffy today. Would be a shame...if a pretty girl... would run her hands through it... that would be horrible.

#lgbtq #quotes #queer #university #touch me #touchstxxrved #ah ha ha #drink water #lgbt discourse #lgbtq positivity

[earthquakesoup]

To whoever decided it was okay for me to have emotions, I want you to know someone also gave me a the switch to turn them off as well.

So... jokes on you...

#mental health #mentally ill #quotes #lgbtq #nonbinary #bi visibility #queer #university #brita filter #drink water #im cringe but im free #imnotahotmessimspicydisastershirt #emotions #pro nothing just using the tags #not pr0 just using tags #ah ha ha

[earthquakesoup]

My current clothing aestheic is currently "I likely peaked in highschool"

#quotes #lgbtq #university #lesbian #queer #bi visibility #nonbinary #funny #this is so funny #funny news #ah ha ha #spilled words #quoteoftheday #fuckyeah #ayyeee #pro nothing just using the tags #notprojustusehashtags #high school #peaked #woohoo

[earthquakesoup]

You've heard of lipstick lesbian

You've heard of chapstick lesbian

Now, get ready for...

GLOWSTICK LESBIAN

[earthquakesoup]

I want to put tomato soup into a glass Martinellis bottle, and drink it from there.

I take no criticism of my soup bottle

#soup speaks #good soup #lgbtq #quotes #nonbinary #bi visibility #queer #lesbian #university #soupbowl #soup store #funny #pro nothing just using the tags #not doing so hot #ah ha ha

[earthquakesoup]

[earthquakesoup]

If any of y'all want to refer to me, I go by they/them pronouns. And ya'll can call me Soup. That's it! That's the post. Thank you.

#lgbtq #quotes #nonbinary #bi visibility #queer #lesbian #university #brita filter #drink water #pro nothing just using the tags #pronouns #owl house #soup speaks #all hail the watcher

[earthquakesoup]

Make your run-of-the-mill game of Truth or Dare ✨spicy✨ by daring someone to go to therapy.

#funny #student #lgbtq #biseuxal #like actually #go to therapy #truth or dare #sfw little blog #haha #all hail the watcher

[earthquakesoup]

If you lay your head on my lap, I will fall in love with you. I'm sorry... I don't make the rules buckaroo.

#lgbtq #lgbt discourse #funny #student #buckaroo #all hail the watcher #drink water #wlw community #wlw tag #bi week #hehe hoho #peepeepoopoo #love me #please #i need a girlfriend #ah ha ha

[earthquakesoup]

I'm not "submissive and breedable" I'm "dominant and infertile"

#lgbtq #nsft #wlw nsft #funny #student #like actually #i might #brita filter #drink water #all hail the watcher

[earthquakesoup]

I need a therapist. And a girlfriend. Okay mostly a therapist.

#lgbtq #wlw community #i need helb #student #therapy #lgbt discourse #funny #inside

[earthquakesoup]

Life without pasta would be so boring.. what else would you throw at the wall to see if it's done cooking?

#cooking #pasta family #funny #student #walldecor #im cringe but im free #i love pasta

[earthquakesoup]

I never put on socks for the fear of being technically not as gay as I am already

#funny #lgbt discourse #student #movies #not pr0 just using tags #no socks #all hail the watcher